Brown Elected Mayor of Houston

By: Da Sissop
Date: 12/7/97 8:57:01 AM
# Replies: 7

Houston (Roiters) - Former Houston police chief and national Drug Czar Lee Brown was elected the Lesser Of Two Evils on Saturday in Houston's mayoral race. Brown, who will be the city's first black mayor, defeated creepy caucasian businessman Bob Mossracker, who was also hoping to become the city's first black mayor.

Brown had received the endorsements of current mayor Bob Lanier and former mayor Kathy Whitmire. Bossracker received an endorsement former President George Bush, which is widely regarded as the Kiss of Death.


Response #1
By: Ralf
Date: 12/7/97 12:04:09 PM

(Photo Caption)

Mayor-elect Brown preparing to slap whatsisbacher silly.


Response #2
By: sooz
Date: 12/7/97 4:29:55 PM

My poor husband didn't realize there were people on this earth like y'all.

He's very happy now.


Response #3
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 12/8/97 8:19:20 AM

If he'd been in the picture about 5 years ago, he might have married one of us instead, sooz. Count your blessings.


Response #4
By: sooz
Date: 12/13/97 1:46:21 PM

I thought it was more like 8-10 years ago. It's all a blur now.

Jimmy's about to be 11. Do the math from there. How old was the little feller when I knew y'all? I moved to Austin when he was 3.

My lovely husband and I can be viewed at our newly updated page. Email me for the tag, if ya wanna. No, wait, it's in my user profile. A new song's being added to the page today that I'm sure you'll all rush to download, because I sing backup on it. It's the one called "Here Comes The Rain" (affectionately, unofficially subtitled "There Goes My Brain").


Response #5
By: Ralf
Date: 12/14/97 11:12:41 AM

Don't forget to look for the SEEKRIT clickable regions hidden on the page!

I found one that plays the songs BACKWARDS. "Here Comes The Rain" in reverse sounds a lot like Motley Crue...


Response #6
By: rorschach
Date: 12/14/97 6:55:21 PM

well, lets see, 50K was still rolling along when becky and i started hanging out. we dated for about a year before we married and we married in '89 (remember RMT? we first met there....) so i guess 50K was still going in 88 but sooz had kinda vanished about a year or so previously (or maybe 2 i have slepd at least once since then....)


Response #7
By: rxeno
Date: 12/15/97 2:11:20 PM

IF he hadn't run,,,, would he still be elected?


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