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By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/23/98 12:26:40 PM
# Replies: 38
Hey, Ladies, Need a good OTK Butt warming???? Check out my Profile for a Spanking Good Time
Response #1
By: sooz
Date: 2/23/98 4:53:17 PM
I don't, but check with Ralf. He might be into that.
Response #2
By: Ralf
Date: 2/23/98 6:30:32 PM
Hay!
Er.. giving or receiving?
Response #3
By: Da Sissop
Date: 2/23/98 9:18:14 PM
Hearty hello, Zipper! Welcome to the Nunnery!
I can't say for sure how many of the regulars here are into spankings, but my guess would be fewer than 50%.
Response #4
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/24/98 10:13:36 AM
Well DaSissop only need 1. And sorry Ralf only giving from here and only to the ladies. But Ill pass along your desire to some wonderful ladie friends that would surly take care of you.
Response #5
By: rorschach
Date: 2/24/98 12:17:40 PM
Do I detect a definite trend to zip's posts.....
Response #6
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/24/98 12:36:29 PM
Actually rorschach I think we need to liven this place up a little. And what ya mean a trend. They all seem perfectly normal to me.
Response #7
By: Ralf
Date: 2/24/98 5:35:53 PM
Beavis: Spanking! SPANKING!
Butt-Head: Settle down, Beavis.
Response #8
By: sooz
Date: 2/24/98 8:05:31 PM
The nuns, from Monty Python: "Spankings! Yes, spankings!" "Me, too!" "Spankings for everyone!"
Response #9
By: Kathy
Date: 2/24/98 9:26:09 PM
It just keeps getting worse...
I will have to decline, Zipper, for reasons that are very apparent to a few of us.
Response #10
By: Da Sissop
Date: 2/25/98 7:07:23 AM
Heee hee heee! I know who Zipperhead is now!
Response #11
By: Jay
Date: 2/25/98 9:56:56 AM
is it Bill Clinton?
Response #12
By: Ralf
Date: 2/25/98 6:42:46 PM
Is it Jay?
Response #13
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 2/25/98 8:02:01 PM
Its me.
Response #14
By: Mycroft
Date: 2/26/98 8:39:01 PM
No, It's me.
Response #15
By: Ralf
Date: 2/26/98 9:12:55 PM
It's Jim.
Response #16
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 2/28/98 9:42:16 AM
Damit man..Jim's just a doctor..
Response #17
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 3/1/98 7:26:49 AM
Gee, he's right. I just read it and I'm creamier than a Little Debbie's snack cake!
Response #18
By: jjhitt
Date: 3/5/98 2:28:11 AM
I always knew that Little Debbie had a dark side....
Response #19
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 3/13/98 8:40:08 AM
Of course she does...where do you think they put the cream filling?
Response #20
By: Loki
Date: 3/16/98 11:07:01 AM
I know one girl who has a fantasy of being spanked with one of the giant Pixie Sticks. I always got the image it being absolutely necessary to scream out "BUT FIRST I MUST SPRINKLE YOU WITH FAERIE DUST!!!" prior to the spanking. But that may just be a peculiar quirk to my psyche. Or not. Mycroft, can I get an objective observation on that point?
Response #21
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/16/98 6:40:37 PM
It's all fun and games until someone gets an eyeful of powdered sugar.
Response #22
By: Mycroft
Date: 3/20/98 4:47:30 AM
With that mental images caused by Loki bringing up that particular girl and her fantasy. I feel the need to leave tact far behind.
She'ld look really stupid if I jizzed on her face.
I don't take kindly to people who include Willy Wonka outfits in the bondage and sodomy fantasies.
*looks about, blushes*
Ooops, shared a bit too much again, didn't I?
Response #23
By: Loki
Date: 3/20/98 12:32:10 PM
Damn! You mean Jaka and I can't sing the Oompa-Loompa song while having sex anymore? You're no fun at all. Well, at least I still have my giant human-blueberry outfit to keep us warm at night.
Response #24
By: Ralf
Date: 3/20/98 4:35:47 PM
Frankly, *anyone* looks stupid covered in ejaculate.
("Miss Manners reminds us how important it is to have plenty of clean bath towels on hand.")
Response #25
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/20/98 4:37:15 PM
All Kids Should Have To Watch That Movie Repeatedly.
It would be the childhood equivalent of that segment of A Clockwork Orange where Alex is forced to see all kinds of awful bad-trip stuff while listening to Beethoven with his eyes pried open...
Go rent that movie and look at the scene where they're on the boat going through the tunnel. Willy Wonka is an insane madman, and that's why we love him!
Response #26
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 3/21/98 1:35:14 PM
A little nonsense Now and Then Is Cherished By The Wisest Men.
Response #27
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/22/98 11:01:09 PM
THIS, my friends, is why I love this place!
Technology, spiritualism, beer, and...
...jizz on someone's face...
Sounds like IRC, come to think of it.
Response #28
By: Loki
Date: 3/23/98 11:19:49 AM
Just wait until you wake up one morning covered in pixie dust to a sharp **CRACKK!*** to your hindquarters.
Response #29
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/23/98 10:09:20 PM
I've been waiting for 32 years... frankly, I'm beginning to get a little disillusioned.
Response #30
By: Ralf
Date: 3/24/98 8:37:34 PM
Place a used condom under your pillow and the jizz fairy will bring you... something... I'm sure.
Response #31
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/25/98 12:51:41 AM
Just what I always wanted! A CRUSTY PUDDLE!!!
Response #32
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/25/98 7:31:34 AM
Oh cool! I got dreadlocks! Thanks jizz fairy!
Response #33
By: Mycroft
Date: 3/25/98 1:00:02 PM
My roomates threaten to summon the titty fairy (The spirit that visits women shortly after they give birth) and have her slap the excess tissue from Punky Brewster's breast reduction surgery.
Response #34
By: Loki
Date: 3/25/98 2:24:01 PM
In one late night discussion with Mycroft and Jaka, Mycroft filked the JOOKY song... you know, that parody soft-drink that was the cover for a Sprite ad, where they were advertising JOOKY JUNK? Well, it's time for the drink endorsed by Timothy Leary and William Burroughs.... JUNKY!! YEA!!!! Hey, saved fifty junky points, and I got the Junky tourniquet! I saved five-hundred points, and I got the Junky Opium addicted Sea Captian! "Arr...gooehahlmfeerr..dolphin...Arrr!" I got the Junky Crack Pipe!
Response #35
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/25/98 8:57:53 PM
Speaking of cola ads... THIS JUST IN:
from the AP ( http://wire.ap.org )-- MARCH 25, 18:04 EST
Coke Day Prank Fizzles for Student
By DAN SEWELL Associated Press Writer
EVANS, Ga. (AP) -- If your high school guidance counselor was right and there is such a thing as ``your permanent record,'' this is going on Mike Cameron's: In 1998, he was suspended for wearing a Pepsi T-shirt on Coke Day.
School officials say the shirt was an insult to visiting Coca-Cola executives and ruined a school picture in which students spelled out ``Coke.''
Cameron says it was just a joke.
``In my eyes, I didn't do anything wrong,'' the 19-year-old senior said Wednesday while serving his one-day suspension.
``I know it sounds bad -- `Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke Day,''' said Gloria Hamilton, principal of Greenbrier High School in Evans, about 130 miles east of Atlanta, the world headquarters of Coca-Cola.
``It really would have been acceptable if it had just been in-house, but we had the regional president here and people flew in from Atlanta to do us the honor of being resource speakers. These students knew we had guests.''
Friday's Coke in Education Day was part of Greenbrier's effort to win a $500 local contest run by the Coca-Cola Bottling Co. of Augusta and a national contest with a $10,000 prize.
Cameron wore a blue-and-white-striped T-shirt with a small Pepsi logo underneath another shirt. He waited until just before the picture was taken to remove his outer shirt, Mrs. Hamilton said.
``It's not a Coke-Pepsi war issue,'' she said. ``It has nothing to do with that. It was a student deliberately being disruptive and rude.''
The Coke executives did not even see Cameron's T-shirt and were not offended by the prank, said company spokeswoman Diana Garza.
``The kid did what a kid does,'' Ms. Garza said. ``We have people coming into the World of Coca-Cola here in Atlanta wearing Pepsi shirts.''
Pepsi spokesman Brad Shaw said, ``Without knowing all the details, it sounds like Mike's obviously a trendsetter with impeccable taste in clothes. We're going to make sure he's got plenty of Pepsi shirts to wear in the future once we track him down.''
After getting caught, Cameron was sent to the principal's office, where he said Mrs. Hamilton ``talked about how important that day was to the school and that I might have cost the school 10 grand.''
The Coke contest offers $500 to the Columbia County school that comes up with the most creative method of distributing promotional discount cards to students.
In addition to the school picture, Greenbrier officials invited a Coke marketing executive to address economics students, had chemistry students analyze the sugar content of Coke and used a Coca-Cola cake recipe in home economics.
``In the past, when kids have decided to ruin a school picture -- occasionally we have some who decide that's the time to do an obscene gesture -- they've been given six days of suspension,'' the principal said. ``So it's not a new situation.''
Hazel Lanier, who was picking up her granddaughter at school Wednesday, said she thought the punishment was too severe.
``We do teach independence in this country, don't we?'' she asked. ``The last thing we need is to teach conformity.''
Response #36
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/25/98 9:49:52 PM
We need to teach these kids sound business principles. If someone is going to give your boss $500, don't wear a competitor's shirt to the photo-op.
Response #37
By: sooz
Date: 3/28/98 2:56:28 PM
It's the same concept of banning books and art. Once it's done, the culprit gets more free advertising than they ever could have gotten if they'd been ignored.
Response #38
By: Mycroft
Date: 3/29/98 4:00:20 PM
As a sidenote, a principal is not a boss. he's a warden.
I am personally under a moral imperitive to bugger my wardens whenever I find them. And piss in the pool.