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By: Kathy
Date: 3/2/98 7:15:16 PM
# Replies: 64
I think everyone should join me in wishing Jim...
a very happy day...
for no particular reason.
Response #1
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/2/98 7:36:48 PM
Heee hehehe!
Thankya. And here's hoping that you and everyone else has a very happy day too.
Response #2
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/2/98 11:24:50 PM
May many a Shiner Bock be tipped in your honor, Jim.
Response #3
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/3/98 5:53:28 AM
sigh. shiner bock. unavailable here.
I'll have to visit texas and get some.
Oh, and happy... day.. fang. :-)
Response #4
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 3/3/98 12:14:34 PM
Don't tell me what kinda day to have.
I thought this was a FREE COUNTRY where we're allowed to have any damn kinda day we want!
Response #5
By: Zipperhead
Date: 3/3/98 12:14:36 PM
Thpt....And an ACK ACK to you Da.
Response #6
By: sooz
Date: 3/3/98 10:06:40 PM
I'll tip a Shiner Winter Ale in your honor, RIGHT NOW, in fact. Because, well, it's a day. And you're Jim.
Response #7
By: rorschach
Date: 3/4/98 8:40:18 AM
anything important happen on this day in history fang? just curious mind you.... have good one as well....
Response #8
By: Hijinx
Date: 3/4/98 5:07:22 PM
I'll tip a Shiner Bock up for ya...it's is my new favorite...well, beer. My new all around fave is "St. Ides Special Brew-Mixed Fruit flavor." I guess those eight months in the ghetto of east Nashville did have a good influence on me. Maybe, I'll get to be in a St. Ides commercial one day with the likes of Snoop Dogg or Ice Cube...oh, to be a "G!"
It feels SO good in my hood tonight!
Response #9
By: rorschach
Date: 3/4/98 5:14:03 PM
as long as that hood doesn't come with a matching bedsheet I guess....
Response #10
By: Hijinx
Date: 3/4/98 5:43:24 PM
No worries there, buddy...I have a severe case of Jungle Fever...
Fever...HELL! I married 'er.
Response #11
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/4/98 9:12:41 PM
This day in History: March 4th, 1934 -- Willard Scott was born.
Response #12
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/4/98 9:38:17 PM
I used to make up horrible racist things and say them to Hijinx just because I knew it was one of the few things that could infuriate him enough to make him cuss me out - even though he knew I was only kidding. When he did finally resort to profanity, it was awfully darn funny! :-)
Of course, now that Hijinx has himself some "brown sugar" for a spouse (an amazingly beautiful woman, I might add), I kinda wish I'd never joked around like that.
Kinda like mental Fuhrman...
..or something...
Response #13
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 3/5/98 12:32:44 PM
Fruit flavored beer is sacriledge.
Response #14
By: Hijinx
Date: 3/5/98 4:11:13 PM
Yeah, well, it's not really beer...it's like Boone's, its a malt liquor...I'm not much of a fan of Fruity beer either.
Malt Liquor...gosh, what a great couple of words to stick together
Response #15
By: Ralf
Date: 3/5/98 8:56:31 PM
Mary says F*CK YOU for forgetting her birthday, Fang.
:-)
Response #16
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 3/5/98 10:34:13 PM
I miss Frosty root beer.
Response #17
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/5/98 10:54:26 PM
Fruity Beer. I like it every now and then. There's a little local brewery here in Nashville that makes this stuff called "Bohannon's Brew", and they've got a blackberry-wheat that's pretty good for a change now and then.
Anybody besides me and (the recurring name) John Henson like Zima? I've tried to find the difference between regular Zima, and the new Citrix Zima, and I still can't find it - other than the green label. Stuff tastes exactly the same!
Response #18
By: Jay
Date: 3/6/98 10:05:58 AM
Yo Zima fan over here...its like Fresca with a kick...
Response #19
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 3/6/98 6:25:12 PM
Susan usedta like Zima.
Response #20
By: sooz
Date: 3/6/98 6:46:34 PM
Shhhhhhhh. I drink Shiner now, 'bout 1 a month, with a good steak.
Response #21
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/6/98 9:02:49 PM
Mmmm. Steak. I should go get one of those. I live with lactose intolerant veggie people.
When you move to the West Coast, you become a vegitarian by default.
Response #22
By: rorschach
Date: 3/7/98 6:21:13 AM
not to mention the victim of some natural disaster as well.... if the mud don't get ya... then the flash floods will.... or the brush fires will...... or the earthquakes will...
and if you survive all those things there's always the race riots....
ain't cali wonderful?
Response #23
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/7/98 5:49:35 PM
Yeah, California's OK.
But I live in Washington state.
Response #24
By: Ralf
Date: 3/7/98 8:14:00 PM
MMmmmmm. Snails.
Response #25
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/8/98 6:55:21 AM
snails and water from the sky.
and hippies and drum circles and mountains and chez jetson and Taco Del Mar.
and, well, uh... microsoft.
Response #26
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/8/98 10:39:13 AM
And I *like* that "grunge" music the Seattle kids are all into these days.
Response #27
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/11/98 8:31:01 PM
In florida they shoot at tourists in rental cars.
In seattle, they beat up tourists who talk about grunge.
Response #28
By: sooz
Date: 3/11/98 9:26:50 PM
Gurnge is going bye-bye in Austin. It was real hip for a while, but people got tired of being depressed and singing about how badly it sucked to be depressed, so now they all want happy dance music.
Life's a big circle. In Austin and Seattle, it's a drum circle with people that don't shower often.
Response #29
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/11/98 9:52:23 PM
hee hee.
that was funny.
Response #30
By: sooz
Date: 3/12/98 11:44:20 AM
ATTENTION!
Please join me in this opportunity to tell Cleotis CONGRATULATIONS...
For no particular reason.
Response #31
By: Ralf
Date: 3/12/98 12:28:50 PM
Congratulations for nothing!
(Or did I misunderstand?)
Response #32
By: Hijinx
Date: 3/12/98 4:52:14 PM
Big Congratulations...for that successful hemmorhoid removal...yeah, that's it
Response #33
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/12/98 5:04:22 PM
Congradulations on... er... whatever it is. :-)
Response #34
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/13/98 12:45:26 AM
Here's why everyone's congratulating me!
Response #35
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/13/98 1:13:53 AM
Headline: MULTIMEDIA CONSULTANT SIRES DITHERED BABY!
Yay!
Response #36
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 3/13/98 8:54:02 AM
Congratulations Cleotis on the successful creation of a future apprentice Home Lawn Care Technician (well, that's what *I* felt like when I was a kid anyway)...or a Jedi Master, without the big ears and all the strange and ugly bits, of course!
"Hey, somebody que up the Ewoks! Don't worry, we'll eat them later." -Zane The Dark Vader
Response #37
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/14/98 4:16:23 PM
Dithered baby... That reminds me.
If you could give birth over a modem, how fast would the connection have to be?
The whole experience of seeing a person shoot out of an intimate area has me a little weirded out about the sex thing now. I forgot how gross it looked after the last one.
Response #38
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 3/15/98 10:01:28 AM
Cleotis: I think error-correction would take precedence over connection speed, but then, I'm a guy.
Response #39
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/15/98 10:56:11 AM
>The whole experience of seeing a person shoot out of an intimate area...
"Breathe... breathe... breathe... and FIRE!"
Response #40
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/15/98 3:33:58 PM
"Honey, the gummint says we should screw for the war effort. Any idea what they mean?"
Response #41
By: rorschach
Date: 3/15/98 7:58:30 PM
congrats cleo, she looks just like you..... no not really, she's much better looking....
you can bet that your wife ALSO is a little skiddish about the whole sex thing too..... I mean, them things are MUCH bigger than you ever DREAMED of being.....
Response #42
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/22/98 11:02:55 PM
Well, I have actually DREAMED of being that big!
But, it was one of these dreams where the sky was green and the grass was blue. I tried not to read too much into it.
Response #43
By: Crush the State
Date: 5/14/98 12:09:20 PM
The sky is green, maaaaaaaan, you just have to observe. Not that I'm on drugs or anything.
Homer, the drugs on the west coast are excellent, but the people are stupid. And the farther north you go - the faker it gets. The abyssic city is the best (The West is the Best).
Crazy G Snoop tha Dog takes his limo into town every friday just about as I'm bailing it. Some G thang - turn into a Capitalist as any good Marxist banger could tell you.
Time to kill, kill, kill, kill Time to kill and never stop Time to kill, kill, kill, kill Killing time wait for the end
Didja guys see the now-defunct radio station www.kcuf.org?
Humour for the impaired!
Response #44
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/14/98 9:47:24 PM
Ok, have a happy day Jim.
Did I win something?
Response #45
By: Da Sissop
Date: 5/15/98 10:31:25 PM
Um, ya want an AOL setup disk?
Response #46
By: rorschach
Date: 5/16/98 8:42:38 AM
they make really good coasters.....
Response #47
By: sooz
Date: 5/16/98 12:58:39 PM
An AOL setup disk (50 hours, yadda yadda) came with my daily newspaper the other day. That seems weird to me.
Response #48
By: Ralf
Date: 5/17/98 10:02:42 PM
I'm sorry, I'm not putting anything I find on my lawn in my computer.
Response #49
By: Da Sissop
Date: 5/18/98 10:05:49 AM
| AOL Setup Wizurd |
| Please insert dachshund turd #2 into drive A: |
Response #50
By: Shadow Sprite
Date: 5/19/98 9:02:10 AM
Isn't it strange the the usage of a "Drive B:" has dwindled to the point where most homes and small businesses don't even use them? I'd rant about how easy it would be to change the motherboards to configure so that the CD-Rom could be drive B:, but I won't bother...
Response #51
By: Ralf
Date: 5/19/98 11:54:28 PM
Hay! Windows/DOS fun fact #247: you *DO* have a drive B:.
To prove it, slip a floppy in drive A:, and type "DIR B:" at a command-line prompt.
Cool, huh?
(Unless you're running a macintosh or some unixenoid beast...)
Response #52
By: Shadow Sprite
Date: 5/20/98 9:17:40 AM
Well, actually, I *do* have a drive b: ...I never know when I'll get that urge to play the classic CRPG Phantasie, and I lost the C64 version... So, my Computer Alphabet is correct. :)
Response #53
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/23/98 12:38:37 AM
I already have a bunch of Microwaved AOL disks on my cube wall at work.
oooo, the colors!
Response #54
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/2/98 2:36:00 AM
There is no real, there is no unreal. There is just hype, and saying that the farther north you go on the coast the less real, is hype. Tee hee!
Anyway, I love it here. I have found a community of laid-back weirdos with whom I can feel like the normal one, which is saying something.
Ralf is right: Macs don't have B: drives. They have... the name of the floppy. Like, you stick in the floppy named 'Your Mileage May Vary' and it appears as: 'Your Mileage May Vary.'
Response #55
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/2/98 5:51:11 AM
I heard they're putting AOL setup disks in Happy Meals (tm) now. I'm collecting them...I'll trade a 'Fry Guys' for a 'Hamburgler'...
Response #56
By: Shadow Sprite
Date: 6/10/98 10:27:21 PM
Whatever happened to Mayor McCheese?
Response #57
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/13/98 9:51:53 PM
The Hamburgalar and his henchman were hired by Ronald McDonald to off him so he could complete his take over of all the fast food resturants. It is rumored that he's been buried under one of the McDonald Playground
Response #58
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 6/15/98 9:12:59 AM
robble, robble.
Response #59
By: Da Sissop
Date: 6/16/98 8:09:06 AM
There's a lot about the Hamburglar that just doesn't add it. He is stealing McDonald's hamburgers. Not at gunpoint, so he must have connections inside the company. And who is buying them? School cafterias? What's he doing with the money? Funneling it back to the Contras?
This whole thing reeks of NSA involvement.
Response #60
By: Zipperhead
Date: 6/16/98 10:53:25 AM
Could Grimis have been involved?
Response #61
By: sooz
Date: 6/16/98 12:40:44 PM
Please note the suspicious similarity between Grimmace (sp?) and the Cookie Monster. Word has it they're from the same mafioso-type family.
Response #62
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/16/98 6:17:18 PM
Ever notice how the McDonald's Play Place is only missing some wood shavings and a water bottle to make it frighteningly like a Habitrail (tm)?
Response #63
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 6/17/98 11:52:48 AM
Sooz: Do they all wear Grover sweaters to show they're in the same gang?
Response #64
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/17/98 5:36:35 PM
I personally think they are doping the McDonald land cookies.
Those bastards!
