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By: Panther Modern
Date: 6/18/98 2:20:14 PM
# Replies: 48
Ladies and gentlemen, as horrific as it may sound, I have photographic proof that our sysop is doing underground porn movies to support his smack addiction. I have placed the jpg on my server so that if you don't WANT to see this horrific scene, you don't have to. I'm sorry Jim, but the truth must be told, for your future. The following link opens in a new browser window, so click to see the filth.
Click here to see the Beinfang's Porno
Response #1
By: Fierce Pancake
Date: 6/18/98 2:35:01 PM
For the record, I had nothing to do with this.
Response #2
By: Panther Modern
Date: 6/18/98 2:40:11 PM
Wimp :)
Response #3
By: rorschach
Date: 6/18/98 8:40:47 PM
well, he better tie a 2x4 to his ass or he just might fall IN!
man... you wanna talk about HUGE...
Response #4
By: Shadow Sprite
Date: 6/18/98 10:00:36 PM
I didn't think the beer in Jim's hand was that big... not nearly as big as an Australian beer!
Response #5
By: sooz
Date: 6/18/98 11:09:12 PM
I'm scared.
Response #6
By: Fierce Pancake
Date: 6/19/98 9:06:41 AM
I suspect that was German, people are really big in Germany.
Response #7
By: Panther Modern
Date: 6/19/98 11:38:27 AM
No, it can't be German, no one is pissing on each other.
Response #8
By: Da Sissop
Date: 6/19/98 2:17:52 PM
Sigh... yeah, that's a still from my first movie, "Horny, I Shrunk the Sysop."
But I got out of that ugly business a long time ago. Apart from the occasional topless dancing gigs, I don't work blue any more.
Response #9
By: Panther Modern
Date: 6/19/98 2:21:25 PM
Gee dude.. you dont understand.. I only have 64 megs of ram in this machine here at work (yes, I did that at work) and her ass took up 99% of what Winblowz didn't... and I had to do that in a hurry, I didn't need my boss walking by going 'What the HELL is that?' "uhm, an extremly obese woman's vagina?" heh besides, that pic didnt give me much room to play with :) Maybe I'll redo it and just put your face on that guys... gonna have to shrink that penis up (and pancake, that penis is NOT flaccid)
Response #10
By: Fierce Pancake
Date: 6/19/98 2:28:08 PM
I would hardly call that erect though. I mean, if I was paying for it I'd want my money back. That guy's must've popped quite a few pillsbury doughwomen during that shoot if THAT's the best erection he can get. I mean, Jim looks more aroused than that guy.
Response #11
By: Panther Modern
Date: 6/19/98 3:05:34 PM
Dude .. the guy has a full-on robot chubby!
Response #12
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/19/98 9:11:44 PM
So much for the Liberation Of Fantasy.
hah!
Response #13
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/20/98 2:11:30 AM
Where'd they get the hippo?
I thought they were endangered?
Response #14
By: Ralf
Date: 6/20/98 8:54:48 AM
I think the young gentleman is endangered.
Response #15
By: Panther Modern
Date: 6/20/98 4:05:49 PM
heh Ya know, I've just gotta wonder... what would make someone want to do that? I mean, god I've been desperate before.. but not like that.
Response #16
By: sooz
Date: 6/20/98 9:32:14 PM
He was really broke.
Response #17
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/21/98 11:10:22 PM
He was broke AFTER the photo shoot.
Esp if she got on top at ANY point
Response #18
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/24/98 12:37:42 AM
See, *this* is the objectification that Crush The State was referring to.
Response #19
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/24/98 7:28:49 AM
The nature of the subject matter aside, the level of compassion here is underwhelming.
Response #20
By: Ralf
Date: 6/24/98 5:10:47 PM
Compassion? For two people who got naked for a photoshoot?
Or for Crush?
Response #21
By: Loki
Date: 6/26/98 1:01:46 AM
"You know, my fill of crystal meth for the day and a hundred bucks per donke... uh... hippo, yeah, this is the reason I got into porn."
Response #22
By: Jay
Date: 6/26/98 10:29:40 AM
hey...how did you get the undedited Pamela Lee video?
Response #23
By: Mycroft
Date: 6/27/98 2:53:56 PM
Compassion for the woman as a person isn't a really an issue. None of us know her.
Lack of compassion over her utter failure as an object of desire i understandable. When people see something they don't find attractive trying hard to do so, they belittle it.
Response #24
By: sooz
Date: 6/28/98 12:39:14 PM
Remember my aforementioned "Rockfest?" I managed to get the following comments there this year:
"Did you play here last year?" "Yep. Played in '95 and '97, but we're not hardcore." "Didn't you weigh a LOT less then?"
And later, by a young girl in the restroom: "Back in the olden days, when you were a kid, did they have doors on the bathroom stalls?"
So, I got called old and fat in the same weekend, by people who probably meant me no harm. Like the enormous woman in the photo, I'm laughing. I don't look like her, but the concept't the same: Be comfortable with who you are. Accept no "pity" masqueraded as "compassion". And in turn, accept others on the same terms.
Response #25
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/28/98 9:25:46 PM
Has anyone figured out who Bob is yet?
Response #26
By: Ralf
Date: 6/29/98 7:05:45 PM
You'd got less than 1 WEEK to find out, or it's all over PinkBoy!
Response #27
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/30/98 11:46:03 PM
Hey, I'm probably gonna be in town sometime between now and friday. Anyone wanna gather at the Ale House?
And if I KNEW who Bob was, I wouldn't be asking!!
Response #28
By: Da Sissop
Date: 7/1/98 2:51:28 PM
I'll be at the Ale House from now until Friday.
Response #29
By: Ralf
Date: 7/1/98 5:38:41 PM
Whimper. Sigh.
Response #30
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 7/1/98 7:52:33 PM
What time? I'm gonna be in town tomorrow after 3:00, let me know if any of you guys wanna hook up there. Would love to catch up with some of you folks!
Response #31
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 7/1/98 11:06:20 PM
No, no, you misunderstand.
He's be at the Ale House from NOW until Friday. Continuously.
Response #32
By: Zipperhead
Date: 7/2/98 8:20:54 AM
Hey, is Ralf gonna be there?
Response #33
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 7/2/98 10:30:40 AM
Only if he flys in from Hotlanta.
You're picking up the tab on the ticket, right, Zip?
Response #34
By: Ralf
Date: 7/2/98 5:24:37 PM
Visiting the Ale House is more than an impulse decision for me... Atlanta's about 800 miles away from Houston.
Response #35
By: Cleotis
Date: 7/4/98 11:26:49 AM
Ralf, I've been to Atlanta no less the 4 times in the past couple month.
I looked for you but didn't see you, so I came home.
By the way, remember that guy who sells cheap video games I told you about? I *did* find him. Anybody wanna buy my Tron?
Response #36
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 7/4/98 1:17:40 PM
Is it regular Tron or Discs of Tron?
I want one of those standup Discs of Tron games. Sure, I'm way too tall to use one now, but I still have to have it.
Response #37
By: Mycroft
Date: 7/4/98 3:16:14 PM
Discs of tron was one of the few video games particularly suited for public sex. Employees of Astorworld kept that game around and running as a "labor of love" long after any usefullness was over. Some of them got very good at playing it, and suprisingly hard to distract...
Response #38
By: Ralf
Date: 7/5/98 10:47:57 AM
Sigh.
As yes, David Countyman. I'm still on his mailing list and came *THIS CLOSE* on two separate occasions to buying a game.
Here's what happened:
Occasion #1, late 1997. I call him and say "I want THAT machine!" indicating a beeeyutiful upright Defender and he says, first come, first served. So I grab the checkbook and jump in my car to blast over there and seal da deal. On the way, my a/c compressor siezes up, causing the whole engine to STOP and emit scary black clouds of (what appears to be) copy machine toner. Wow. I hike it up the road to a nearby quickeemart and arrange transportation for my car. I then call Mr.Countryman to explain the situation. By the time I get my act together next week, the machine I wanted was sold. Ohwell.
Occasion #2, early 1998. On a Thursday, I spot the StarGate machine of my dreams in one of his mailings, and call the man again. I say, "THIS time I will have it, because it is mine, and NOTHING WILL THWART ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaAAA!!" (Of course, I say this to myself -- I do want him to open the door when I come knockin'). We arrange for me to come by on Saturday to buy the thing. On Friday, I am sent out of town on an "emergency marketing mission" (whathefukk?) to save a dear customer we cherish for their deep pockets but abuse mercilessly until things meltdown and then somebody has to placate them with an "emergency marketing mission". Feh. Within 24 hours I am wearing a suit in Madison, Wisconsin. When I return, I am so overcome with shame and self-loathing that I cannot call Mr.Countryman back and explain what happened.
Now, unless I engineer an alias, I fear my name is dirt with the man. I wasted his time twice, and he's got a business to run -- so maybe the fates are trying to tell me I shouldn't have a vintage arcade game.
Besides, now I'm thinking of getting a Star Trek TNG pinball game instead.
Response #39
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 7/5/98 1:03:08 PM
You should check out rec.games.pinball.
ST:TNG pinball is notoriously hard to keep in working order.
Response #40
By: Cleotis
Date: 7/5/98 7:17:36 PM
ST:TNG is not nearly as hard to keep working as, say Twilight Zone.
Even still, they can all be fixed with ehough poking around on RGP and irc.citenet.net #pinball.
Ralf: Don't let the two boneholed missions thwart you. In fact, I think David's got a Defender right now.
Trust me. He moves so many games that he's not going to remember you calling him. I phoned him a half dozen times and told him I was "the guy from Nashville", and he still didn't place me when I drove 4 hours to his place to look at some pinball machines. In fact, a mere 10 minutes after telling him I drove all the way from Nashville to look at him pinball machines, he asked me how I liked living in Chattanooga!??!?!
Spend that money, baby.
Gowan: You're thinking of what they call an "environmental" machine. Discs of Tron's environmental is in pretty high demand. They're a bitch to move, and to top it all off, I didn't think it's that much fun. Even so, if you were to poke around RGVAC (rec.games.video.arcade.collecting) with a few hundred dollars in hand, you could find the sex machine of your dreams in short order.
Response #41
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 7/5/98 11:59:47 PM
It wasn't me who was having sex in Discs of Tron. I just want one cause they were so cool. As unfortunate as it may seem, I wasn't having sex when it was out.
I go to an auction every three months or so in Dallas and I have yet to see one. They've had some really cool stuff, but no Discs of Tron.
And of course ST:TNG *can* be fixed. It just depends on how much of a hobby you wanna make it. You can get some machines that are just as much fun and are a lot easier to maintain is all I'm saying.
Response #42
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 7/6/98 1:14:12 AM
He was NOT there continously. He left at 9:30, and Jay I missed entriely.
I was actually gonna try and catch up with some more filks Friday night, but I ended up having to come back to Austin, because my dad passed out, and is in the hospitial. So needless to say, my weekend took a more serious turn real quick.
Response #43
By: Ralf
Date: 7/6/98 7:21:55 AM
Cleao: Thanks for the words of encouragement. Maybe I *will* be playing Defender this weekend.
Response #44
By: Da Sissop
Date: 7/6/98 6:37:53 PM
Yikes Cap'n, pseudo prayers and best wishes. Twas good seeing ya again.
Response #45
By: sooz
Date: 7/8/98 3:31:20 PM
Yikes, Spas, I'm sorry about your dad. Keep us posted.
Response #46
By: rorschach
Date: 7/8/98 8:53:05 PM
yo, spas, hows your dad doing? he gonna be ok or what?
Response #47
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 7/8/98 11:20:10 PM
Well, it's been a really bizarre weekend. I got back here Friday, and am standing there while my dad's talking to the Dr. and she asks him if this has happened before? To which my father replies "Oh, only 2-3 times. First time was about 3 weeks ago, and last time before this was last weekend" I like to have hit the floor! I mean geesh, he's 73 years old! If something like that happens to someone 73 just one time, he should at least let someone know. They did an ultrasound on his heart, and looks as though he has a blocked valve, which means of course, the valve needs to be replaced. But that's no all. He has this rash, so the dr takes him off of all the medication he's on right now, and switches his blood pressure medication, in case that's what the problem is, in hoping to clear up the rash. Well, it's not clearing up fast enough so the dr releases him form the hospitial Monday, and send him to a dermatologist Tues. This dr gives him something for the rash, and finds a spot on the back of his ear, and head through his hear line. Turns out on top of all this, he also has skin cancer. So now he has to go back next week, and find out what is gonna have to be done about that. He's doing ok, but ol dad's sure having a rough hit here.
Response #48
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 7/15/98 1:29:22 AM
Well folks, dad's still doing ok. Thye have found out that skin cancer is clean, so that's good news. Now he's gotta go back to his reg r tomorrow to check how his BP is doing, then back to the cardiologist next week to see when they are step forward with teh rest of the process, and then finally, the surgery. It's making him nuts though, since he's not supposed to be doing anything, and has to sit around all the time. Never really thought about it before, but I'd have to say, that it would probably be driving me nuts too. Guess we really do take good health for granted sometime.