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By: Da Sissop
Date: 12/7/98 1:28:47 PM
# Replies: 4
(Roiters)-Moscow -- In an effort to demonstrate that he will not go gentle into that good night, Russian President Boris Yeltsin checked himself out of the hospital where he has been undergoing treatment for pneumonia, sacked several of his aides, downed a bottle of vodka, dropped his trousers, waved his genitals in a rapid windmill motion, and then checked himself back into the hospital to resume his treatment.
Most political pundits were shocked by the display of bravado, braggadocio, and genitalia, having long since assumed Yeltsin had died in late summer.
A spokesman for Pixar Animation studio issued a statement saying that the company was glad to see the Russian President "up and around again, and looking so smooth and lifelike."
Response #1
By: Seventh of Seven
Date: 12/7/98 4:24:17 PM
the scary thing, fang, is that i really believed the story until i got to the end of the second paragraph.
Response #2
By: rorschach
Date: 12/9/98 6:07:18 PM
7o7, considering your current locale, don't you think paying attention to world events might not be a bad idea (that and owning a bullet proof vest....)?
Response #3
By: Seventh of Seven
Date: 12/10/98 8:11:34 AM
ror, when the revolution comes, i'll be yodeling on some lonely mountain.
Response #4
By: rorschach
Date: 12/11/98 6:28:52 PM
as long as it isn't the chinese revolution.... (check your map for the closest communist in YOUR area.....)