Mouthwash Sales Soared

By: Ralf
Date: 5/18/00 7:09:44 AM
# Replies: 8

Still like the taste of your tap water?



Response #1
By: rorschach
Date: 5/18/00 9:55:03 AM

man, am I glad i got a filter for my drinking water....


Response #2
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 5/18/00 9:37:25 PM

"Hmmm, I don't remember fixing gumbo."


Response #3
By: sooz
Date: 5/18/00 10:36:02 PM

Aw, Ror*.*, that would only filter out the big chunks. The water would still be full of tiny poo vermin.


Response #4
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 5/19/00 1:03:28 AM

Depends on the filter. Kidneys, it turns out, are pretty good at filtering that stuff out.

Hmm. I can just imagine the new earth-friendly trend: Disemboweled human kidney water filters. "...because you love the taste of fresh urine!"


Response #5
By: Ralf
Date: 5/19/00 5:25:02 AM

Assuming (of course) that the kidneys in question are healthy and not infected with, oh I dunno, hepatitus.

THAT would ruin your day.

"...clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee..."


Response #6
By: The Sorcerer
Date: 5/21/00 1:29:37 PM

I think the line that got me was "The filters on Campbell's washing machine, dishwasher and refrigerator ice-maker became clogged with a white stringy substance, which she later learned was used toilet paper."

BLECH!!!


Sorc'(Rev)


Response #7
By: Da Sissop
Date: 5/22/00 6:19:35 AM

"Stringy?" She must be using that "quilted" stuff...


Response #8
By: Roxanne
Date: 5/23/00 8:23:30 PM

Or milk from the spider-goat.


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