free games on the net!

By: Da Sissop
Date: 6/4/00 7:45:45 AM
# Replies: 11

Who woulda thought?

The amazing success of "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" obviously inspired this Macromedia Flash quiz show. Test your hemorrhoid knowledge at: http://www.preparationh.com/utilities/index.asp

If action games are more your style, try this Shockwave game at Cholula.com. Armed only with a bottle of Cholula hot sauce, you must douse as many of the bland foods as you can before they BORE YOU TO DEATH.

"But I can't EAT spicy foods because they give me indigestion and action games give me gas." Fine. Try a crossword puzzle: http://www.pepcidac.com/Fun_Games/index.asp

The Beano Website has quite a few games, but for reasons I don't fully understand it seems to be geared exclusively toward small children. If I recall correctly, kids LIKE to fart. Farts are HILARIOUS! Why are they marketing Beano to kids?

Oh, and sadly, none of the games at the Beano site are actually *fart-oriented*.

I don't know if this is a game, and it requires you to *register* before you can see it, but I thought the little mini-banner ad was cool, so now, without further adieu:


Response #1
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/4/00 11:20:07 PM

FREE GAME!

(The only thing is, no one's sure what the goal is.)


Response #2
By: The Professor
Date: 6/20/00 9:00:12 PM

Sissop, where is the U/D section?????


Response #3
By: The Sorcerer
Date: 6/20/00 10:12:09 PM

d00 U hav WAR3ZZ raTi0s??!??!?! I haV3 L0ts of 3liTe WAR3ZZZ!!





Response #4
By: Da Sissop
Date: 8/23/00 11:31:39 AM

Pac Man with Krystal burgers.


Response #5
By: Da Sissop
Date: 8/23/00 11:40:49 AM

... yikes, as I continued to browse their site, I came across the following disturbing blurb on their fun facts page:

The average cow yields about 3,240 Krystal patties.


Okay, now please select a punchline:

...or 3475 if you don't mind a few bone chips.

...after which the cow is then slaughtered for its beef.


Response #6
By: Ralf
Date: 8/24/00 1:15:08 PM

...and about 4,800 oz of Secret Sauce.


Response #7
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 8/24/00 4:56:26 PM

Cows only ever shit 3,240 times?


Response #8
By: Da Sissop
Date: 8/24/00 8:28:32 PM

That's 3240 *Krystal-Kwality* shits.


Response #9
By: Ralf
Date: 8/25/00 6:05:04 AM

So how many chickens in a Krystal-Chick?


Response #10
By: Da Sissop
Date: 8/27/00 10:11:44 AM

Doesn't matter any more, because now there's Wayne Brady.Com, and a free waycool Macromedia-based fightin' game called Super Double Mortal Dragon Combat Fighter Champ II (tucked away under a rather nondescript link that says "game").


Response #11
By: Ralf
Date: 8/28/00 9:49:33 AM

Wayne Brady is TOO COOL.

He's the funniest guy on Who's Line Is It Anyway (US version).


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