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By: sooz
Date: 1/5/98 1:44:28 PM
# Replies: 88
I have a very important question.
Football seems to be "America's Game". Many people gather 'round on Sunday afternoons and Monday evenings to worship the sacred pigskin. As we all know, one of the most attractive parts of football is NOT the fact that they go 5 yards, call a penalty, go 5 yards, have an injury, go -2 yards, call a penalty (SNORE)... but that they have:
CHEERLEADERS!
So, here's my question: Baseball is as Amerian as apple pie and mom. Why isn't there a cheerleader troupe that comes stomping out during, say, the 7th inning stretch?
I'm starting a new franchise, dangit.
Response #1
By: Da Sissop
Date: 1/5/98 4:27:10 PM
The typical hardcore football fan: Hank Williams Jr.
The typical hardcore baseball fan: George Will.
Response #2
By: Ralf
Date: 1/5/98 5:34:53 PM
Okay, so the cheerleaders discuss politics.
Response #3
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/9/98 1:14:02 AM
Cheerleaders and corked bats...just say 'no'.
Response #4
By: Jay
Date: 1/9/98 10:36:25 AM
what about corked cheerleaders?
Response #5
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/9/98 11:38:26 AM
I suppose that all depends on what yer fishin' for, now don't it?
Response #6
By: Jay
Date: 1/12/98 2:24:55 PM
tuna tacos
Response #7
By: Ralf
Date: 1/12/98 11:18:12 PM
tina turner
Response #8
By: Jay
Date: 1/13/98 9:59:24 AM
tamlyn tomita
Response #9
By: rorschach
Date: 1/13/98 6:42:04 PM
Tamil Tigers
Response #10
By: Ralf
Date: 1/13/98 9:23:49 PM
Toni Tenile
Response #11
By: rorschach
Date: 1/15/98 6:34:24 PM
Tony the Tiger
Response #12
By: Ralf
Date: 1/15/98 6:47:13 PM
Frosted Flakes
Response #13
By: sooz
Date: 1/15/98 6:48:27 PM
Frost on the Pumpkin
Response #14
By: Jay
Date: 1/16/98 1:12:54 PM
Pumpkin pie
Response #15
By: Ralf
Date: 1/16/98 4:35:56 PM
American Pie
Response #16
By: sooz
Date: 1/16/98 5:24:36 PM
Chevy to the Levy
Response #17
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 1/16/98 8:32:36 PM
Marv Levy
(Although I really wanted to do "Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"
Response #18
By: Roxanne
Date: 1/16/98 10:02:55 PM
Levi Strauss
Response #19
By: Ralf
Date: 1/17/98 10:35:17 AM
stress levels
Response #20
By: rorschach
Date: 1/17/98 4:03:32 PM
prozac
Response #21
By: Cleotis
Date: 1/18/98 11:44:27 AM
pamprin
Response #22
By: rorschach
Date: 1/18/98 4:02:43 PM
vicadin
Response #23
By: Cleotis
Date: 1/18/98 4:46:34 PM
vulcan death grip
Response #24
By: Ralf
Date: 1/18/98 6:15:01 PM
kung-fu grip
Response #25
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/19/98 1:55:04 AM
poly grip
Response #26
By: Jay
Date: 1/19/98 11:46:45 AM
getta grip
Response #27
By: Cleotis
Date: 1/19/98 1:12:07 PM
gotta grunt
Response #28
By: Jay
Date: 1/20/98 2:01:19 PM
Allan Funt
Response #29
By: Cleotis
Date: 1/20/98 10:14:07 PM
Helen Hunt
Response #30
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 1/21/98 1:30:02 AM
Chet Huntley
Response #31
By: Ralf
Date: 1/21/98 9:59:27 AM
David Brinkley
Response #32
By: Cleotis
Date: 1/21/98 8:32:52 PM
Wilford Brimley
Response #33
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/22/98 12:47:40 AM
Oatmeal Clusters
Response #34
By: Jay
Date: 1/22/98 10:43:09 AM
Zit Busters
Response #35
By: Ralf
Date: 1/22/98 4:45:34 PM
Buster Keaton
Response #36
By: Roxanne
Date: 1/22/98 5:51:15 PM
Buster Hyman
Response #37
By: sooz
Date: 1/22/98 6:51:58 PM
Buster Crabbe
Response #38
By: Jay
Date: 1/23/98 9:52:33 AM
Softshell Crab
Response #39
By: Ralf
Date: 1/23/98 4:17:17 PM
Crabby Software
Response #40
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/24/98 2:42:39 PM
Throbbing Hardware
Response #41
By: rorschach
Date: 1/24/98 3:40:59 PM
MICROSOFT!
Response #42
By: Ralf
Date: 1/24/98 4:58:49 PM
microchip
Response #43
By: sooz
Date: 1/24/98 11:18:34 PM
'tater chip
Response #44
By: Jay
Date: 1/26/98 10:07:00 AM
Chip n Dale
Response #45
By: Roxanne
Date: 1/26/98 8:32:44 PM
Dale Carnegie
Response #46
By: rorschach
Date: 1/27/98 9:57:00 AM
buying friends and influencing politicians!
Response #47
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/28/98 2:21:34 PM
Microsoft
Response #48
By: Ralf
Date: 1/28/98 7:37:02 PM
Seattle
Response #49
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 1/29/98 9:42:51 AM
San Francisco, toooooooo.
Response #50
By: sooz
Date: 1/29/98 7:34:20 PM
DEE-TROIT!
Response #51
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/30/98 5:25:37 AM
Dee Lite
Response #52
By: Ralf
Date: 1/30/98 7:18:04 AM
Deeelicious
Response #53
By: rorschach
Date: 1/30/98 8:31:14 AM
Demented
Response #54
By: Jay
Date: 1/30/98 11:02:11 AM
DeeDee Ramone
Response #55
By: Ralf
Date: 1/31/98 10:00:16 PM
The Ramones
Response #56
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/31/98 10:26:18 PM
Raging Hormones
Response #57
By: sooz
Date: 2/1/98 2:35:22 PM
Monica
Response #58
By: rorschach
Date: 2/2/98 8:14:53 AM
the twinkie speaks to her!
Response #59
By: Jay
Date: 2/2/98 11:58:23 AM
HoHos
Response #60
By: Ralf
Date: 2/2/98 11:01:14 PM
HoJo
Response #61
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 2/3/98 1:19:56 AM
FloJo
Response #62
By: Jay
Date: 2/3/98 9:51:38 AM
MoJo
Response #63
By: rorschach
Date: 2/3/98 2:09:18 PM
motown
Response #64
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 2/3/98 4:21:07 PM
FloBee!
Response #65
By: rorschach
Date: 2/5/98 11:29:47 AM
BAD HAIR DAY!
Response #66
By: sooz
Date: 2/6/98 12:07:31 AM
Don King
Response #67
By: Jay
Date: 2/6/98 10:54:14 AM
Don Knotts
Response #68
By: rorschach
Date: 2/6/98 11:45:54 AM
Knottsberry Farm....
Response #69
By: sooz
Date: 2/7/98 11:59:05 AM
Jelly Bellies
Response #70
By: rorschach
Date: 2/7/98 1:47:16 PM
jello shots
Response #71
By: sooz
Date: 2/8/98 12:50:03 PM
I shot the sheriff.
Response #72
By: rorschach
Date: 2/8/98 2:04:22 PM
...but I didn't kill the deputy....
Response #73
By: Jay
Date: 2/9/98 11:09:49 AM
deputy dawg
Response #74
By: sooz
Date: 2/9/98 5:55:43 PM
Dog eat dog world.
Response #75
By: jjhitt
Date: 2/9/98 7:56:56 PM
"Awwww Mom! Not dog again!"
Response #76
By: Ralf
Date: 2/10/98 5:54:57 PM
"Tired of the same old dog, night after night?"
Response #77
By: Jay
Date: 2/11/98 10:16:48 AM
"You don't understand - Chunks is my DOG"
Response #78
By: rorschach
Date: 2/11/98 1:05:17 PM
whats not to understand?
Response #79
By: Ralf
Date: 2/11/98 6:30:05 PM
"With a name like Chunks..."
Response #80
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 2/17/98 11:27:23 AM
....being overweight was just another cruel joke of life."
Response #81
By: rorschach
Date: 2/17/98 5:01:01 PM
even more cruel.... I used to be so skinny, I disapeared when I turned sideways... now I get WIDER! there ain't no justice....
Response #82
By: Cleotis
Date: 2/22/98 12:07:24 PM
I saw SNL's rerun of Farley's Chippendale dancer bit last night, and it made me think:
1: I could have done that. And, I'd still be alive.
and
2: Crap. I hope my wife's not gonna want me to dance like that after seeing this!
Response #83
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 2/23/98 8:45:03 AM
Oh, but humiliation is fun! 50,000 deviants can't be wrong....
Response #84
By: Ralf
Date: 2/23/98 6:37:16 PM
Brrrrr...
(Mental image of 50,000 deviants not being wrong...)
Response #85
By: Jay
Date: 2/24/98 1:17:16 PM
wouldn't that make them conformists?
Response #86
By: Ralf
Date: 2/24/98 5:51:36 PM
If you're the only non-conformist, then they are the deviants.
Quid pro quomo ergo sum yadda yadda bleek.
Response #87
By: Jay
Date: 2/25/98 10:01:34 AM
ah, my firend the witch-doctor returns....
Response #88
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/25/98 7:30:11 PM
I used to interview them for the Cowboys......Wow talk abou a regular SpankAThon.......Wore my hand out...