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By: Cleotis
Date: 1/6/98 7:32:37 PM
# Replies: 18
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Response #1
By: Cleotis
Date: 1/6/98 7:33:39 PM
Can anybody guess what THAT is?
Response #2
By: Ralf
Date: 1/8/98 7:47:34 AM
Uh... blueberry muffin?
Response #3
By: Da Sissop
Date: 1/8/98 3:38:33 PM
Needs more berries.
Response #4
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/9/98 1:15:07 AM
Self-burping Tupperware?
Response #5
By: Jay
Date: 1/9/98 10:37:22 AM
Bikini Atoll Blast
Response #6
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/9/98 11:40:40 AM
;&) <----smiley with a prezel up his nose
:&) <----Gung Ho General Mills Rep.
...the similarities are spooky, aren't they?
Response #7
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 1/11/98 9:07:21 AM
I know!! I know!! It's one of those self-fertilizing tree stake thingys!!
Response #8
By: Ralf
Date: 1/12/98 11:18:53 PM
A three-legged, one-eyed jellyfish.
Response #9
By: Cleotis
Date: 1/13/98 6:22:54 PM
I think the pimple next to the orifice was a nice touch, personally.
Response #10
By: rorschach
Date: 1/13/98 6:42:51 PM
ralf, are you sure thats a pimple?
Response #11
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/14/98 5:55:54 AM
Hmmm...well I'd question the use of the term 'beauty mark' myself...but that's just me.
Response #12
By: Roxanne
Date: 1/14/98 6:04:14 PM
You might want to see a dermatologist about that growth...
Response #13
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/14/98 7:26:19 PM
Well..err..I meant to say that the determination of what *term* to use was just me...the picture doesn't look anything like me; too tan.
Response #14
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/4/98 9:44:37 PM
More ASSCI art:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
Response #15
By: Hijinx
Date: 3/5/98 6:07:18 PM
Hey Cleo, have you gotten yourson to stop saying "ASS" like his old man and his Uncle Jinxie?
or "OOO, BALLS!"
Response #16
By: Ralf
Date: 3/5/98 9:02:01 PM
I haven't seen this many butts since I accidently got the Playboy channel for 20 minutes.
Response #17
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/5/98 9:36:53 PM
I only watch the Playboy channel for the articles.
Response #18
By: Ralf
Date: 3/6/98 6:13:37 PM
One time one of the scrambled porn channels ALMOST cleared up magically for a few minutes. We heard grunting and wheezing and goofy music and saw *THINGS* moving back-and-forth between sheets of static.
"Is that a butt?"
"Wait! I saw a tit! I think..."
We probably paid closer attention than if it were coming in clear.