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By: Da Sissop
Date: 9/1/99 7:11:44 PM
# Replies: 4
(wacky spam skimmed offa Usenet... why do I find mangled English so damned *funny*?)
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** The Software that Tells You What Your Employes Do On Their Computers! ** ALOT MONICA 1.2 office monitoring softare
http://www.alotenterprises.com/monica
I. Use it when you want to know what programs use your employes!
II. What's going on when you are not in office? This program will reveal to you this big secret!
III . When you back to office, take a look at logs to know what your computers were used for!
IV. When you want to know they really work, not play games, not wasting a time browsing the net for
fun!
Not an expensive video system! Just a software!
How it works:
The program uses a hidden driver that logs
everything that is happening on your computer:
what sites were visited, when and how long!
And even more: what programs were run,
what documents opened and viewed.
Then this information is sent to a local network
server so you can review all of client
computers at once using a viewer.
Free trial 30 days!!!!!
Keep an eye on them!
- Ability to monitor up to 50 client computers!
- Real time monitoring!
- Password protection!
- Hard to kill hidden driver!
- Long memory. You will know what happened a few days or even months ago!
- Ability to compact and clear logs, to prevent the log file being large.
- Ability to group software and sites to display only what you want to know.
- Printing logs.
- Export log to other formats so that you can use it in your MS Excel or MS Word documents to print
on your printer.
- Do not reduces your system performance! Uses just 60k of RAM and much less than 1% of CPU
activity!
Visit Alot MoniCA 1.2 site now! http://www.alotenterprises.com/monica
Response #1
By: Da Sissop
Date: 9/1/99 7:20:46 PM
I. Use it when you want to know what programs use your employes!
"Dammit, Porter's been hypnotized by the Eliza program again!"
Response #2
By: sooz
Date: 9/1/99 10:04:52 PM
Re: Mangled English - I regularly get mail from folks from India that are interested in swiping the medical transcription market from Americans. They offer to buy my company, blah blah. The grammar is hysterically funny. I'll post the next one I get.
Response #3
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 9/2/99 3:32:05 AM
From the web site:
Click here to see real sized Alot MoniCA 1.2 screen shot! Obviously, it is better to see once than explain again and again!
How true, how true that is. I've always said it's better to see once that explain again and again. See? Or shall I have to explain?
Response #4
By: sooz
Date: 9/2/99 10:18:49 AM
Just show us, Homey!