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By: Homer The Brave
Date: 9/26/99 3:42:39 PM
# Replies: 2
COUNT DOWN!
Four Months Left As The Clock Ticks Towards 2000 Limited Availability. They're Going Fast
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Response #1
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 9/26/99 3:43:23 PM
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Response #2
By: Shadow Sprite
Date: 9/27/99 7:14:49 AM
I might have to look into that, my Commodore 64 isn't Y2K compliant, I don't think... nor is my Apple II GS. And didn't the ad say that it was "compatible for any individual's needs"?
hehehe... I can just picture me on the phone with one of their sales reps now.