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By: Roxanne
Date: 1/12/98 1:46:29 PM
# Replies: 10
...but first, a word from our sponsor!
Response #1
By: Da Sissop
Date: 1/12/98 2:04:23 PM
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Response #2
By: Ralf
Date: 1/12/98 11:25:25 PM
"It's so creamy! So sweet! So smooth!" Esmerelda gasped as Rinaldo twisted violently, removing the lid with a deft stroke of his powerful muscles.
Instantly, the Parkay responded to Rinaldo's ministrations, quickening, rising urgently to its felt but unseen master. Its cry was harsh, gutteral:
"Butter!"
Response #3
By: Jay
Date: 1/13/98 10:03:48 AM
Everythings better with Blue Bonnet on it
Response #4
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 1/24/98 8:32:01 AM
Ohhh.. spray me again...
Response #5
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/24/98 10:34:27 AM
Hey Roxanne would love to Paddle your Butt
Response #6
By: Kathy
Date: 2/24/98 9:34:51 PM
Zip... you're not really doing this at work, are you?
Response #7
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/25/98 9:26:09 AM
Ah, an idea. Check out the message group in Ralfs spanking group.
Response #8
By: Ralf
Date: 2/25/98 6:54:10 PM
Huh?
Response #9
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/25/98 7:31:37 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen I come her tonight to .....Wait thats been done before....I think Im just gonna open a Paddle shop in the Montrose...
Response #10
By: The Sorcerer
Date: 8/2/98 7:19:32 PM
Once upon a time there was a girl with a cool enough car/truck to make 18 year old boys say as they changed her oil..."so, does the V8 have good pick up?" "Why yes..", she responded. "Ya know that is the same engine they put in a Mustang!" "Really..humm", she replied.
Gawd she hadn't felt that cool since she was 23 and her shit really didn't stink. But that was as they say a life time ago. Since then she sent her children off to war.. 1st Amazon's in combat, worked for Satan and his armies, and lived in a pit bordering hell, so close in fact you could see the steam from the rose garden. Of course she only grew black roses, for what purpose would a garden of color serve..they only sue you for using that term.
But the man of her dreams was almost with her now...the one she created in her mind. The kind of man that every woman dreams of in the deepest reaches of her soul. That was probably only in the movies, or her dreams...but it's all good.....