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By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/25/98 12:43:41 PM
# Replies: 50
Hi girls, here it is our own little piece of cyber-space. Ralf get out of here NOW! Ill tell you a little about myself. I am 25, 6'4" tall, weight 205, Long brown wavy hair and big blue eyes....I lift weights for kicks and am remarkably close to Arnold S. in build. I love young Babes, Babes my own age and Older Babes. I spend many hours in front of a mirror striking various poses. At times I allow Babes to watch and admire. In this group I would like for us to spend hours on end admiring ME. I will allow us to also discuss Ralf! But no one else...Bring it on Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Response #1
By: Susan
Date: 2/25/98 1:02:31 PM
Sounds like there would be a lot of time devoted to stroking your ego. Why do you need company for that?
Response #2
By: Guido
Date: 2/25/98 1:24:58 PM
You want I should rough 'im up a little Sooz?
Response #3
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/25/98 2:56:42 PM
Hey Susan, Whats up with that. You could not have possibly beleived ANY of it. Or could you?? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Response #4
By: Ralf
Date: 2/25/98 7:01:28 PM
Dammit, if you want sex then just SAY so.
Response #5
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 2/25/98 8:14:42 PM
Response #6
By: sooz
Date: 2/25/98 9:05:31 PM
ALERT: Sooz and Susan are separate people.
Response #7
By: Cleotis
Date: 2/25/98 9:09:02 PM
You're gifted, Homer.
I could go my entire life surfing the net for hours on end, and ever find anything remotely as interesting as the above link.
The horribly blasphemous, yet mildly amusing The American Nihilist Underground Society site comes close, but not really.
How -DO- you guys find this stuff?
Response #8
By: Kathy
Date: 2/25/98 9:39:58 PM
25.... 50... what's the difference.
Response #9
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 2/25/98 11:25:55 PM
I was about to mention that we seem to have a Susan.
Ale House Susan?
(I call her that because that's the only place I ever met her. Well, except for maybe at that party at Jay's house where we put the canoe in the front yard and drank Big Gulps of Beer. Hey, that reminds me, what happened to Thor?)
Response #10
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 2/26/98 6:13:33 AM
Actually, Cleotis, someone passed the url along to me, and it was a forwarded email.
But don't let that spoil the image you have of me, scouring the web for the most perversely strange and interesting tidbits... (when I should be *making* perversely strange and interesting tidbits, instead)
Response #11
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/26/98 8:11:42 AM
Awwwwww. Homer my man! Yes, I have been searching the Net for years in search of the Lowest point in the Bowels of the Net. And Ive found it in IRC land. (Note another serious note) But being a person who likes to have fun and truly never intenionally trys to offend anyone (Wow what a sweet guy), I would never post it here. And of course for obvious reasons (Kathy would tell). But if anyone is truly interested in what I found email me at the Profile email address. It even disgusted me and that is hard to do, Right Kathy??
Response #12
By: Jay
Date: 2/26/98 10:56:12 AM
Thor is in Austin celebrating his newly found divorce and job....which ale house susan was in the canoe...I need to find those pictures...
Response #13
By: Cleotis
Date: 2/27/98 5:36:18 PM
Man, why do I feel like Zipperhead is watching me with a paddle in hand?
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Oof!
Response #14
By: rorschach
Date: 2/27/98 6:29:32 PM
cleo! I STILL Love ya man....
Response #15
By: Kathy
Date: 2/28/98 1:55:00 AM
If you get Zippy talking about UFOs or time travel, he'll lay off the spanking for a bit.
Response #16
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/28/98 8:10:04 AM
Hey Cleo, where did you get my picture?
Response #17
By: Ralf
Date: 2/28/98 7:56:13 PM
Okay, Zip, tell us about UFO's and/or time travel.
Response #18
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 2/28/98 10:34:15 PM
ya know, I see those damn blinking eye GIFs EVERYWHERE. Usually accompanied by about 23 additional meaningless images.
"RUN, PAINT, RUN RUN!"
Response #19
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/1/98 5:19:02 PM
Response #20
By: sooz
Date: 3/2/98 7:44:46 PM
Response #21
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/2/98 8:03:43 PM
Heh. I agree with you, cleo. So *what* if the web page was made with a mac?
And you know what? I really hate Apple's new ad campaign: "Think Different." First of all, its got the obvious grammar thing happening. Second, it is a COMMAND TO BE SOMETHING BESIDES WHAT YOU ARE. O well.
Response #22
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/2/98 11:32:19 PM
Heh heh.
I once went searching for a "Made with Windows", or a "Made with Intel" or some equivalent thing on the web. I did find it, but it was some cheezy crapola thing that a 13 year old did with MS Paint. It was useless.
I figured it could only mean one of two things.
1: People that design web content on a Wintel box are so horribly anti-artistic that they couldn't pull a decent animated logo out of their machine even if it came packaged with FrontPage.
-or-
2: Those that develop web content on Wintel boxes are secure enough in their platformhood that they need not flaunt it.
I choose the latter.
Response #23
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/3/98 6:15:36 AM
...or c) Mac users are much more fanatical than losetel users. Which is exactly what we know to be the case.
There's this one animated gif, and I'll spare you all the img tag so you don't have to watch it, of a little envelope that turns into a happy smiling, winking envelope. and you're supposed to click on it and then send the person email.
LIKE FUCKING HELL! I want to have communication with someone who put that thing on their web page?
And don't get me started on the rotating 3d 'NEW!' thingies that look like multi-mineral capsules....
[Web Design Rant Mode: OFF]
Oh, Web Pages That Suck. Voila.
Response #24
By: Zipperhead
Date: 3/3/98 12:18:30 PM
We should print these things out and trace how we get from point A to point B with point B never having anything to do with point A. Professor Irwin Corey where are you when we need you most.
Response #25
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/3/98 7:51:53 PM
Stream of consciousness. It's a beautiful thing.
Response #26
By: Kathy
Date: 3/3/98 8:51:40 PM
Not enough spanking talk for Zipper... he's getting irritated.
Response #27
By: Ralf
Date: 3/3/98 8:55:53 PM
Even though we're not talking about it maybe we're THINKING it.
Response #28
By: Jay
Date: 3/4/98 10:20:21 AM
cold fist warm heart
Response #29
By: Zipperhead
Date: 3/11/98 7:59:09 PM
Ive got a new job. Door to Door Paddle salesman. Maybe this will get us back on trac.
Response #30
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/11/98 8:33:38 PM
Hmm. I'm picturing Zippy restrained by leather cuffs, his wrists hanging from track lighting tracks in the ceiling. I'm also picturing a cricket bat with holes drilled in it. Hmmmmmmmm....
Response #31
By: Ralf
Date: 3/12/98 12:43:42 PM
I'm thinking greased-up mechanical gerbils. With REAL sharp teeth.
Response #32
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 3/13/98 9:10:10 AM
What a *great* idea for Anime!
Response #33
By: Ralf
Date: 3/14/98 8:47:11 PM
Hmmm. Maybe I'll break out RayDream Studio and see if I can't render some mechanical gerbils.
Whattaya think ZipperHead looks like?
(Mesh! Mesh! I needa mesh!)
Response #34
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 3/15/98 10:04:07 AM
Hmmm, that's a tough one...a mix of the 'Bad' video and 'Hellraiser' comes to mind.
Response #35
By: Zipperhead
Date: 3/17/98 11:14:48 AM
Well the Da has a picture of me. If he wants he can post it.
Response #36
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/17/98 12:35:58 PM
Okiedoke. Hmmm, let's see, where did I put it....
Response #37
By: rorschach
Date: 3/17/98 7:34:25 PM
is that what I think it is on the back of the couch?
Response #38
By: Ralf
Date: 3/17/98 7:54:27 PM
Part of a girl scout uniform?
Y'know, it's the EYES that always give it away. Ted Bundy looked really normal except for the EYES.
Response #39
By: Kathy
Date: 3/19/98 10:49:14 PM
Zip would have no idea what that is on the back of the couch... It's my high school national honor society graduation thingy...
Response #40
By: Mycroft
Date: 3/20/98 5:04:48 AM
That. doesn't. make. it. any....
*shudder*
Response #41
By: Ralf
Date: 3/20/98 4:43:19 PM
AieeeEEEEEEE!
Response #42
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/20/98 4:49:35 PM
So neither of you guys is a priest?
What a letdown.
"..he was a plainclothes priest/busted folks for eating yeast..."
Response #43
By: Crush the State
Date: 6/5/98 10:43:44 AM
No, but some are of the priestly caste (or mente). Where did that meme run off to?
Corruption is endemic to the needs of the soul, not the soul. Anyone else read "Dubliners"?
Response #44
By: Zipperhead
Date: 6/5/98 12:30:27 PM
But I will say you are quite amusing. If only I could go through life as pissed off as you seem to be. WOW. What a rush you must get!
Response #45
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/6/98 4:46:24 AM
So Crush...
..ever heard of a little thing called Thelema (not just the greek word, but the philosophy of Thelema)?
Response #46
By: rorschach
Date: 6/6/98 11:01:19 PM
or better yet, ever heard of a drug class called seretonin re-uptake inhibitors?
Response #47
By: Ralf
Date: 6/7/98 10:03:15 AM
Thelema was Daphne's girlfriend, and they solved mysteries with Freddie.
Response #48
By: Mycroft
Date: 6/7/98 11:28:11 AM
I still wanna pick of shaggy licking Daphne's boots. You know there had to be manacles in the back of the mystery machine.
Response #49
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 6/7/98 1:14:01 PM
I got a free comic the other week that has a Scooby Doo backup story in it. Anyway, there's a panel where Velma is pointing something out, but it looks like she's cupping Daphne's breast.
Thus confirming what we all knew about Velma all along.
(If I can get near a scanner this week, I'll digitize that puppy.)
Response #50
By: Shadow Sprite
Date: 6/10/98 10:52:48 PM
Mente, the freshmaker!
