we need a religious reawakening

By: bob
Date: 2/4/02 10:55:30 AM
# Replies: 34

ok, not literally, but where the hell are all the nuns? come home everyone...we miss you.


Response #1
By: WitchHazel
Date: 2/4/02 4:16:27 PM

Hail Sissop! Praise be to Homer! Gowan is Lord!

Yup, I have been wondering where everyone went. Thanks Bob, for starting a new thread. ;-)


Response #2
By: bob
Date: 2/5/02 9:47:21 AM

i am a team player


Response #3
By: sooz
Date: 2/5/02 11:15:04 AM

Which is why you work in a cubicle in a large office setting.


Response #4
By: WitchHazel
Date: 2/5/02 7:10:34 PM

Bahahahaha!

I think he meant that he plays with nuns. Not teams.


Response #5
By: Da Sissop
Date: 2/5/02 8:25:23 PM

My software is officially in production at Reliant, and I'm now in the process of shoring up the defenses and making it stable enough for me to take a week of vacation in March to go to AUSTIN for the 2002 South-By-Southwest music festival which will include NEIL FINN as a headliner. Woowooo!


Response #6
By: sooz
Date: 2/6/02 5:19:52 AM

You're cooming to Sucks by Sucksworse? Wahoo! Beer may be in order -- although I'm off the wagon temporarily, Richie (who drinks just fine) and I would still love to hook up for a beverage or two at a pub of your choice.


Response #7
By: Roxanne
Date: 2/6/02 6:04:55 AM

Neil Finn??? *faints dead away*


Response #8
By: bob
Date: 2/6/02 10:10:02 AM

beer in austin? there is a thought


Response #9
By: rorschach
Date: 2/6/02 7:36:18 PM

off the wagon? meaning you do or do not drink currently? and may I ask why?


Response #10
By: sooz
Date: 2/7/02 8:34:53 PM

See, I had this friend once. He was thinking that maybe he was starting to enjoy drinking a teensy bit too much, I think was the deal, so he decided not to drink during 2000. And he did it. When he realized how much he missed drinking, he knew he'd done the right thing. Now, of course, he's drinking socially again, but much less. And it also takes a LOT less to get him tipsy.

So, the reason I stopped drinking for 2002 has nothing to do with that. But it's a nice story. :-)

I'm working on consuming fewer calories. See, I'm HUGE. I moo on occasion. God, it's EMBARASSING. Anyway, a beer is apparently about the same caloric intake as a milkshake, so I was thinking "Do I really NEED to drink? Do I need the extra pounds it's adding?" I couldn't come up with why I NEEDED it, so I gave up alcohol, chocolate and candy for 2002.

But catch me on New Year's Eve this year. I've already got my order in for a pitcher of Bob's margaritas. Yowza.


Response #11
By: bob
Date: 2/8/02 12:58:56 PM

thanks for the description, but the confusion was "off the wagon"....when people fall "off the wagon" they start drinking again..if i am not mistaken.


Response #12
By: Roxanne
Date: 2/9/02 8:33:18 AM

Chocolate!? You gave up chocolate!!!

Infidel!!!!


Response #13
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 2/9/02 9:34:28 AM


You know, there's a whole Seinfeld episode about the difference between "on the wagon" and "off the wagon".

It's easier to say, "I don't drink."


Response #14
By: sooz
Date: 2/9/02 1:40:31 PM

"I am temprorarily sober."


Response #15
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 2/9/02 11:20:35 PM


You wouldn't know it from your spelling skills.


Response #16
By: sooz
Date: 2/10/02 5:43:38 AM

Hee. This is why I hired a proofreader. Well, for work, at least.


Response #17
By: WitchHazel
Date: 2/10/02 10:10:01 AM

I am ALSO "temprorarily" sober. ;-)

Gave up alcohol and sugar for a month to fight depression. OH, and I started weight training every day. It works! I might extend it another month or two.


Response #18
By: rorschach
Date: 2/11/02 10:58:26 AM

well sooz, welcome to the life of the more-or-less permenantly sober.... (last drink I had was new years if memory serves.. one glass of Asti... and had a headache before the glass was gone too... I suspect it may be a allergy to the yeast from the fermentation process....)


Response #19
By: WitchHazel
Date: 2/19/02 3:57:23 PM

Hey! What happened to all the threads here? Nobody have anything to say when I'm gone? ;-)


Response #20
By: sooz
Date: 2/19/02 6:45:00 PM

With you, there's no point in...

Uh oh. I'm starting to show my stalker side.


Response #21
By: Roxanne
Date: 2/20/02 7:54:44 AM

We were all talking about you, Witchy. But as soon as you came in, we all shut up! ;)


Response #22
By: sooz
Date: 2/20/02 10:39:33 AM

Ack. Witchy, I meant "Without you here, there's no point."


Response #23
By: WitchHazel
Date: 2/20/02 11:36:00 AM

Yes, Sooz... I understood what you MEANT. ;-)

Well... you may all resume your gossip. I'm logging off now! :-)


Response #24
By: sooz
Date: 2/21/02 2:04:09 PM

I heard that Witchy did it in the.... (your turn, someone)


Response #25
By: WitchHazel
Date: 2/25/02 9:32:01 AM

See! I'm CLEAN! No one has any dirt on me!


Response #26
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 2/26/02 9:42:36 AM


(ahem)

I've got dirt on all of ya, but you think I'm gonna just WASTE it?

Oh no.


Response #27
By: Roxanne
Date: 2/27/02 1:26:56 PM

I have led such a pristine and noble life, it's downright boring!


Okay....maybe not...

(Passing Gowan an envelope full of hush money)


Response #28
By: sooz
Date: 2/28/02 12:17:11 AM

Gowan remembers more about the skeletons in my closet than I do. He has to remind me of all the fun I've had sometimes.


Response #29
By: Roxanne
Date: 2/28/02 10:04:17 AM

sooz: Yeah, that's the one irony of getting older. You know you were a wild and crazy person when you were younger, you just can't remember exactly what it was you did!

Or maybe it's just alcohol amnesia...


Response #30
By: rorschach
Date: 2/28/02 2:37:10 PM

on the subject of memory and the lack of same... I'm trying to decide if what's happening to me is normal aging effects or something else... I can be talking about something I know intimately to someone and I'll come to a word I want to use, and it just isn't there! I know what it means, I've probably used it three times in the last week, I can almost remember what it sounds like, but I just can't make it come out. other aspects of my memory don't seem affected nearly as much (and my memory used to be the one thing I was most proud of...) it just seems to be language usage. am I going crazy or am I just getting old?


Response #31
By: WitchHazel
Date: 2/28/02 4:07:08 PM

That started happening to me last year, and it's happened to me a couple of times in the past week ALONE.

I, personally, blame it on my anti-depressants. Right on the paperwork it came with, in big letters, it said "Side Effects: May Cause Short-term Memory Loss". And dadgum it... it does!


Response #32
By: rorschach
Date: 3/1/02 10:51:38 AM

but the problem is that it happens a dozen times a day! I'm starting to sound like a dottering old fool when I talk..... and to my knowledge I am not taking any psychoactive drugs beyond the caffeine and sugar in my coffee and cokes.....


Response #33
By: bob
Date: 3/5/02 11:53:48 AM

damned cia....never know what they are putting in coffee these days


Response #34
By: WitchHazel
Date: 3/7/02 6:49:19 PM

Beyond the coke? Well now, you have your answer. ;-) hehehe


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