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By: Hijinx
Date: 3/5/98 11:02:11 PM
# Replies: 34
Ok...Cleotis told me kinda how Webnuns came about...I just want to be sure I don't break any codes of ettiquette or rules or anything...can any of you veterans help me out? Or if you just want to give me advice or a general tip feel free.
Response #1
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/6/98 7:47:13 AM
Just follow your heart, basically.
Response #2
By: Jay
Date: 3/6/98 10:16:41 AM
get off my foot
Response #3
By: rorschach
Date: 3/6/98 12:38:27 PM
the rules are:
Nada... if you get so out of hand that the peasants are breaking out the axes and the pitchforks and marching on the castle to kill the monster,( an audio clip from "witch hunt" by Rush would be appropriate here...) fang may start editing.. other than that... enjoy.....
Response #4
By: Cleotis
Date: 3/6/98 12:54:12 PM
...and quit whacking off in the toolshed!
Response #5
By: Hijinx
Date: 3/6/98 5:43:26 PM
Hey Spanks a lot...I mean THANKS!
Response #6
By: Ralf
Date: 3/6/98 6:23:41 PM
[rummage, rummage]
Ah! Here it is. The official Nunnery Handbook, circa 1987. Lessee... page 402 clearly states the prerequisites for membership.
Before you can be a real Nun, you must memorize:
* the Pledge of Eternal Flatulence, * the 167 Rules of the Nunnery, * the Official Nunnery Song,
...and must be able to recite -on demand- at least 12 of Homer's 666 middle names.
Response #7
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 3/6/98 6:32:40 PM
Always buy DaSissop just "one more beer..."
Response #8
By: sooz
Date: 3/6/98 6:56:38 PM
Rule 317: When things start to sag, argue with something or other Ror* said. It'll perk right up. Even without a Violet Wand.
Response #9
By: rorschach
Date: 3/7/98 6:26:56 AM
true nuff!
Response #10
By: Ralf
Date: 3/7/98 8:19:17 PM
I disagree!
Response #11
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/8/98 7:06:31 AM
Just remember: The Hard Drive Space You Save.... May Be Your Own!
And don't worry about my 666 middle names. I've cut back to 23 main ones. Hell, there's about 230 I can never remember anyway; its embarassing at the DMV to have to look at a cheat sheet to write down your name.
Response #12
By: Zipperhead
Date: 3/11/98 7:59:56 PM
Hey Hijinx we need to talk!
Response #13
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/11/98 8:34:34 PM
Speaking of the DMV, I'm no longer a Texan, according to a series of networked law enforcement computers.
Sigh.
Response #14
By: rorschach
Date: 3/11/98 9:09:41 PM
that depends on your definition.....
Response #15
By: sooz
Date: 3/11/98 10:01:31 PM
Of law enforcement computers?
Response #16
By: rorschach
Date: 3/12/98 9:05:07 AM
something like that.....
Response #17
By: Hijinx
Date: 3/12/98 4:59:12 PM
Yeah, Zippo...what about...and please don't say spankings
Response #18
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 3/13/98 9:18:09 AM
Five buck says it has something to do with leather-scented candles and avacado pits.
Response #19
By: Zipperhead
Date: 3/17/98 11:16:14 AM
Ok Hi since you closed up your mind. YOU pick the subject.
Response #20
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/17/98 8:43:15 PM
Hello ladies, would anyone like to have their feet worshipped?
Response #21
By: Ralf
Date: 3/18/98 6:21:18 PM
Pedotheocracy?
Response #22
By: rorschach
Date: 3/19/98 12:23:51 PM
its a good thing i went back and reread this thread... i was begining to think ralf was talking about kids....hey, the fbi is raiding day care centers down here over that sort of stuff....
Response #23
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/20/98 4:50:25 PM
23
Response #24
By: Hijinx
Date: 3/20/98 8:54:14 PM
Zipperhead...let's see, how 'bout your name, you a David Lynch fan or what?
Response #25
By: Zipperhead
Date: 3/25/98 10:45:57 AM
Huh????????? Ziperhead goes back to the Vietnam thingie....
Response #26
By: Jay
Date: 3/26/98 11:46:36 AM
get me some spring rolls while youre there
Response #27
By: Ralf
Date: 3/27/98 4:48:52 PM
And some pungee sticks.
Response #28
By: rorschach
Date: 3/28/98 3:13:36 PM
with or without fecal matter?
Response #29
By: Mycroft
Date: 3/29/98 4:18:26 PM
Ok, time to digust people.
*mycroft pantomines looking down at his own crotch in suprise* Look! *points at groin* Corn!
Information wants to be free, I just want everyone to be able to eat two lunches.
Response #30
By: Loki
Date: 3/30/98 3:52:54 PM
Must you reveal all our secrets brother? I guess I have to [WHAM!] teach you [WHAM! WHAM!] a lesson. [WHAM!]
She was a fine and innocent girl up until that point, and you shan't tarnish her image any more. What you've already done to the laminate coating is already more than enough.
Response #31
By: Zipperhead
Date: 3/31/98 1:49:02 PM
Im going as a Pull Toy on Halloween.
Response #32
By: sooz
Date: 3/31/98 6:08:25 PM
I think Zip wasn't hugged enough as a child.
Response #33
By: Ralf
Date: 3/31/98 6:53:10 PM
I betcha he WAS spanked heartily, though...
Response #34
By: Zipperhead
Date: 4/1/98 3:37:42 PM
Sorry sooz, Ralf got it right.....OUCH>>>>