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By: Gowan McGland
Date: 3/23/00 6:49:07 AM
# Replies: 8
Hey, everything seems to be great at the new location, but are you aware that the webcam doesn't work? I was realy worried when I checked and I couldn't see you at any time of the day. I hope you're okay and this is just a technical glitch because I really like checking in with your webcam every 5 minutes or so to see if anything has changed.
Response #1
By: sooz
Date: 3/23/00 8:46:26 AM
Yes, yes, what he said. Sometimes I like to just watch you as you sleep. In fact, there are groups of us that have parties where we do nothing but refresh the web cam. Are you sure everything's alright? Should we come to Houston and check on you?
Response #2
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/23/00 10:48:10 AM
Ummm.. did you not see the news bulletin regarding the webcam?
Class, would everyone here please tell Gowan what the news bulletin said?
I suppose eventually I'll figure out a workaround for the webcam, but dammit, I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it. Sleep which you can no longer watch, by the way.
Also, anyone else notice that we seem to be on Pacific Standard Time now? Homer? Yoohoo...
Response #3
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/23/00 5:29:25 PM
I hadn't noticed the time zone thang. I did notice the bulletin, Mr. Porter, and I can name all the pupils who didn't because they were all outside at lunch break smoking joints.
Response #4
By: Seventh of Seven
Date: 3/23/00 6:02:43 PM
oh oh, mr. fang, me too!
Response #5
By: Da Sissop
Date: 3/23/00 6:51:50 PM
All right then, POP QUIZ time.
Please pick up your pencils, extinguish all joints, and answer the following questions which may or may not be on the upcoming TAAS test:
MATH
1. You have graduated from high school, and you have no job or critical thinking skills. You wish to shoot up a Burger King. There are 20 people, including staff and patrons, inside the restaurant. If your shooting accuracy is 25%, how many rounds will you need to have with you in order to "really show them all"?
ENGLISH
2. Use the word "E-Z" in a sentance.
Response #6
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 3/24/00 1:38:54 PM
1) one bomb.
2) 'Sentence' is E-Z to spell.
Response #7
By: Ralf
Date: 3/25/00 4:23:06 AM
2. E-Z is E-Z to spell.
Response #8
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 3/25/00 2:39:08 PM
1. Add one large block of potassium to one large body of water. Watch resulting explosion from several city blocks away.
2. It is E-Z to misspell 'sentence'.