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By: Cleotis
Date: 4/7/98 7:02:41 PM
# Replies: 6
I would like to take this opportunity to share with you a truly hilarious song from the re-release of Barnes and Barnes' "Voobaha" CD.
Please Squeeze My Knees Louise by Art and Artie Barnes
The sun has gone to bed
The dogs begin to bark
Moonglow casts a silhouette
We're parked alone here in the dark
I done you once
I done you twice
I'm begging you now
I'm asking nice
Please squeeze my knees Louise
Please squeeze my knees Louise
Please squeeze my knees Louise
Please squeeze my knees Louise
Everyone's got their special thing
Some go in for leather whips and chains
Imagine all the magic tonight could bring
If you'll only fan the fire of my flame
Please squeeze my knees Louise
Please squeeze my knees Louise
Please squeeze my knees Louise
Please squeeze my knees Louise
I've tried honey and butter and strawberry jam
Boobies and butts drive other men nuts, but I'm a knees man
Nobody does it better than you do Louise
I'll love you forever, just press 'em together
(you know I wanna please you baby, so tell me what to do!)
Please squeeze my knees Louise
Please squeeze my knees Louise
Please squeeze my knees Louise
Please squeeze my knees Louise
(repeat verses)
(fade to end)
Yeah!
Response #1
By: Hijinx
Date: 4/9/98 4:14:39 PM
Darn, I was hoping "Homophobic Dream #22" would end up on here...well...my loss
Response #2
By: Cleotis
Date: 4/10/98 1:05:30 AM
You're gonna love this, Hijinx. I just bought the one Barnes and Barnes project I don't own (Loozanteen), and one of the tunes is "Homophobic Dream #23". I can hardly wait!
Response #3
By: Hijinx
Date: 4/13/98 11:16:31 PM
Yippee...nothing like gay rape songs to light up an evening
Response #4
By: Jay
Date: 4/15/98 9:50:19 AM
...reminds me of those romantic nights in Huntsville right after lights-out.....
Response #5
By: Cleotis
Date: 4/16/98 1:34:02 PM
I was a little disappointed with H.D. #23.
Dream #22 had the catchy "there's a penis in my butt" line that really stuck with you. Dream #23 is merely a lament of lost love: "I thought he loved me, but he never really loved me".
Barnes and Barnes is getting much less sick in their old age. About the only hot spot on their '92 Release "Loozanteen" is "Half" - a hilarious song about divorce.
Someone needs to pick up where the left off.
Joy Oil to the rescue!
Response #6
By: Hijinx
Date: 4/27/98 10:46:09 PM
Joyoil needs to get back together...we could go close down some more places...Rocketown...Michaelangelos...whos next...the Exit/In?