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By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/26/98 2:51:02 PM
# Replies: 44
Just what purpose DOES lint serve?
Response #1
By: Roxanne
Date: 5/27/98 11:28:32 AM
Keeps my belly button warm.
Creates jobs for Maytag assembly workers who install lint-traps
Serves as the building blocks for the life-form known commonly as "dust bunnies"
Response #2
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/27/98 4:53:09 PM
Those are the results of it's existence. Doesn't really describe what it's purpose is.
Response #3
By: Roxanne
Date: 5/28/98 12:21:20 PM
Huh? I thought that was the same thing?
Response #4
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/30/98 1:38:50 AM
Speaking of lint, where's Homer been lately?
Response #5
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 5/30/98 6:49:40 AM
Lint is the driers fecal remains from having eaten one sock..
Response #6
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/31/98 12:02:16 AM
Tess, you just reminded me how much I love you!
Response #7
By: Mycroft
Date: 5/31/98 6:35:45 AM
Homer? Probably homeless, or having a tough time getting everythign together. LAst I heard from the eternally-youthful one he was searching for aplace to live.
Response #8
By: Ralf
Date: 5/31/98 11:18:22 AM
Do you mean LITERALLY homeless, like sleeping in alleys?
Response #9
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/31/98 5:37:31 PM
No shit? What brought that about?
Response #10
By: Mycroft
Date: 6/1/98 2:32:03 PM
No, probably sleeping on couches. Somebody will hear from him soon, i'm sure.
Response #11
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/2/98 4:20:37 AM
Boo.
Response #12
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/2/98 4:22:12 AM
The house we were renting got sold out from under us, PLUS there's a housing shortage, PLUS I was wigging out, and therefore I was without net for a while.
But now that's all changed. MUAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Response #13
By: Ralf
Date: 6/4/98 6:19:58 PM
Yes.. I can see you're much... better.
The old Homer would have used fewer exclamation points. And your phrasing is subtly... different. Somehow.
Jim, this man's a Klingon!
Response #14
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/5/98 2:33:10 AM
A man changes after he's spent a winter in Seattle.
You should know this.
By the way... Did I mention that one of my housemates is Marco, aka Mfactor? I'll try and get his ass on the WebNunz more often...
Response #15
By: Ralf
Date: 6/5/98 7:36:09 PM
Coolness. What's Marco doing nowadays?
Response #16
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/6/98 4:59:00 AM
Marco's working, saving up bux to move to Mexico. Around this time next year, he'll be living there permanently, if all goes according to plan...
Right this minute, tho, he's asleep.
Response #17
By: Ralf
Date: 6/7/98 10:18:31 AM
How bout now?
Response #18
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/7/98 5:26:35 PM
Now he's building a room divider.
Response #19
By: rorschach
Date: 6/7/98 8:23:19 PM
but does it have a door?
Response #20
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/8/98 12:19:23 AM
Yes, actually. Now he's washing dishes, though.
Response #21
By: sooz
Date: 6/8/98 1:56:19 AM
He sounds like a fascinating man. How 'bout now? (This is the low budget version of a MarcoCam.)
Response #22
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/8/98 10:41:03 PM
No wait, not then, now. What's he doing now?
Response #23
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/9/98 3:13:21 AM
Sleeping again.
Response #24
By: sooz
Date: 6/9/98 2:09:44 PM
It's later now. So...?
Response #25
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/9/98 5:06:38 PM
How about some premonitioned events? What's he gonna do Homer?
Response #26
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/9/98 9:16:18 PM
Right now he's washing dishes.
I expect that later he'll be working on those room dividers again, and then he'll sleep.
It's The Marco Show.
Response #27
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/11/98 12:55:23 AM
He's getting ready for bed now.
Just to keep you all informed.
Response #28
By: Loki
Date: 6/12/98 8:16:36 PM
Wow. Ask him to wave at us.
Response #29
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/13/98 3:06:08 AM
Ok. I'll do it.
Response #30
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 6/13/98 7:11:04 AM
Homer..give FactorBabe a big SMOOCH! One for yourself too, darlin..
Response #31
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/13/98 11:23:13 PM
Homer, ask him if he can put his left foot in...
Response #32
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/14/98 3:55:09 AM
...and shake it all about?
big SMOOOOOOOCHES to tess!
(And no, it's not that I just really like my scanner...)
Response #33
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 6/14/98 7:32:46 AM
Oooooh! That was wonderful darling! Simply woderful! I love this guy!!
Response #34
By: Ralf
Date: 6/14/98 5:21:14 PM
AieeeEEEEE!
...must... unplug... virtual... reality... goggles...
Response #35
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 6/15/98 9:29:07 AM
That doesn't even LOOK like Homer.
Who are you and what have you done with the real Homer?
Response #36
By: Da Sissop
Date: 6/16/98 8:19:29 AM
So that's why all the scanned pages are sticking together now...
Response #37
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/16/98 7:15:58 PM
I wanna know how he kept so still...amazing!
Response #38
By: Mycroft
Date: 6/16/98 9:45:50 PM
eeeeeehhhh eeeeeehhhhh *rocking back and forth* HOMER! _WARN_ ME NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT!
Response #39
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/17/98 1:45:00 PM
If I warned you, it wouldn't be nearly as fun.
It's true, tho. It doesn't really look like me, since I couldn't keep completely still.
Response #40
By: Da Sissop
Date: 6/17/98 3:33:02 PM
Is it a three-pass scanner?
Response #41
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/17/98 6:06:19 PM
I would have SWORN that it wasn't you!
I don't rememeber you looking that....Grizzly Adamsish
Response #42
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 6/18/98 5:26:00 AM
Ahhh you guys are just not used to seeing Homey that up close and personal...
It looked like Homey to me giving a nice, big, juicy wet one..right here!
Response #43
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/18/98 6:33:04 AM
Right WHERE???
Yes, it's three pass, in that the first two attempts looked much worse.
Response #44
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/24/98 7:37:50 AM
And thank you SO much for keeping those first two attempts to yourself.