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By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 12/31/97 9:16:12 PM
# Replies: 37
Good evening gentlemen... Please be gentle with me, it's my first time..or maybe not...
Response #1
By: Ralf
Date: 12/31/97 9:59:44 PM
Hay! Take that "gentlemen" comment back!
Happy new year, Tess! It's been a long time... this is Rail.
Response #2
By: sooz
Date: 1/1/98 5:06:18 PM
Hey, I remember Tess! Howdy, and good to see ya!
Happy New Year and whatnot.
Response #3
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 1/1/98 6:19:27 PM
Yay! Tess!
Response #4
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 1/2/98 10:53:58 AM
Well ya know if there is a Nuns I'll find it.. Of course it took four disky thingy Gawds to get me here...
Outside of using the net for info on roses (bookmarked so I can find it) this thingy is very strange, does it word rap on it's own or do I have to hit return? Oh, but this is a new world for me.
Smoooch to everyone! Rail & his beautiful partner in crime, Homer how is the cold and wet? And everyone who I know who you are, but you changed who you are, so I'm not sure, well not really..
This thing doesn't scroll by it's self? What are the programs getting stoopid or is it..well let's not go there..
I'm soooo confused!!!
Response #5
By: Da Sissop
Date: 1/2/98 11:21:31 AM
Well the BEST thing about this WebNun software is that I can actually, legitimately get away with blaming a lot of stuff on *YOUR* browser! Like, for example, when you type a long line into a TextArea, Netscape adds a horizontal scroll bar and just keeps on going, never *visually* word-wrapping. Pretty annoying.
Internet Explorer does a visual word-wrap, and ya never get that nasty horizontal scroll bar.
But neither one makes any difference one way or another in how the reader eventually sees what ya typed.
Response #6
By: Ralf
Date: 1/2/98 3:21:35 PM
E X C E P T
I F
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D O
T H I S
Response #7
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 1/3/98 8:26:38 AM
Railman... how is beautiful Atlanta, home of the newest Olympic event...explosive competition!
I had the opportunity to fly to Atlanta for a training program just as they were getting ready for the Olympics. We were not far from a military base and watched as all the big planes (the one's bringing the President there) came in for a landing. We were close to a river. It was a beautiful place...rolling hills, blue skies..ect.. I loved it. I can understand why you would give up this place! We had dinner some place right on the river, a seafood place I believe.. It was wonderful!
Of course being afraid of flying the Doc gave me something to calm my fears...according to my manager I was the planes entertainment...of this I'm not sure, but I did receive two sets of wings from the flight attendant and people as they exited the plane smiled and patted me on the shoulder...
Hmmmm.... I wonder what that means....?
Response #8
By: Ralf
Date: 1/3/98 5:25:16 PM
If you get a few million free frequent flier miles, it means the captain has a crush on you.
Hiya Tess!
Atlanta's a nice enough place. It used to be called "the city built in a forest", because of all the lush greenery. While there's still a lot of green, much of it has been mowed down in the name of progress. The hills are nice too -- Houston's terrain is pretty flat, all told.
Oh, and there are real seasons here! The leaves all turn wonderful colors in the fall and spring is really spring-like. Right now it's about 50 degrees outside, but two weeks ago there was snow on the ground. Okay, so they're SCHIZO seasons, but still... Houston was either numbingly cold or untolerably hot.
Response #9
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 1/4/98 9:29:48 AM
You had a white before Christmas! Neato!
Ooopps, I better go.. my Penneys bill just got here..I can here Ricky in the other room screaming, "Lucy! You got some splainin to do!"
Response #10
By: Da Sissop
Date: 1/5/98 2:54:55 PM
Yeah, I was in Atlanta for the winter of '95, and was there for a pretty hefty snowfall. It was waycool, because, apparently it doesn't snow often enough for people to know how to deal with it, so most businesses shut down. Mini vacation!
The parking lot for my apartment building was separated from the road by a hill, which, when iced over like it was, pretty much kept all my building's residents off the roads. So I hadda *walk* two miles through the snow, uphill both ways, to get to my favorite bars.
Response #11
By: Ralf
Date: 1/5/98 5:22:41 PM
People say it's dangerous to drive in Atlanta when it snows because of all the idiots.
Naaaah.
Just wait a few hours after the first snowfall, and all the idiots have put their cars in the ditch. After the first day, the only ones driving are the ones who CAN.
Natural selection!
Response #12
By: rorschach
Date: 1/5/98 6:03:33 PM
DARWIN LIVES! EVOLVE OR DIE!
Response #13
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 1/6/98 5:36:04 AM
Last time we had ice on the roads I stayed home and played!
There were 247 accidents that day...
But what I like is when we have one of those flash floods and someone insist the water is not that high in the underpass..
Once the rain stops it drains off in 20 minutes or so...
I always have to wonder what was so important someone couldn't be a little late for, and is now very late for...
Response #14
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 1/6/98 3:59:55 PM
We had snow here in seattle the other day. Woke up and the world was white. Very happy and nifty and swell... So I decided to walk up to 15th to get some groceries and take in the sights. People were all happy and saying, 'neeto! snow!' and stuff.
Now its just raining, and I *need* to go to the grocery store. O well...
Response #15
By: Ralf
Date: 1/8/98 7:37:25 AM
Back when I was your age, you hadda BUY snow! It wasn't free from the skies like it is today. You kids don't know how good ya got it!
Response #16
By: Roxanne
Date: 1/8/98 5:44:27 PM
Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
Where do I insert my America Online cd?
This is damn near surreal. Everyone on the World Wide Web? *collective gasp of disbelief* Of course, the good news is that you'll never get another busy signal at your favorite BBS, eh?
Hugs to all, RoxyBabe
Response #17
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/8/98 10:49:29 PM
Ah yes, the age old question..."Where do I insert my America Online CD?"...make a list of enemies, and start from there. They also make for some really groovy tunes at parties..
As for congregating on the web...I know...it's like admitting you like Power Rangers...right?
...oh.
Response #18
By: Roxanne
Date: 1/9/98 4:56:13 PM
More like admitting you watch "Friends"
Response #19
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/9/98 7:53:37 PM
Be carefull with the 'Friends-Bashing' statements, I'm still picking toe hair from my teeth for my last one...they're everywhere. (eyes darting about)
Response #20
By: sooz
Date: 1/11/98 12:27:43 PM
But I'll bet the hair in your toes was trendy hair, neatly cut like Jennifer Aniston's.
After my aforementioned trip to Radio Shaft, I went next door to Sally's Beauty Salon, and purchased some gold streaking to put in my currently red hair (we have a concert tour coming up, and I don't wanna look like someone's mama). THAT would make the Friends' crowd head spin.
Response #21
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/11/98 10:42:04 PM
Don't tell anybody this sooz, but my toenail polish is different color...also trendy like Jennifer's.
Response #22
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 1/24/98 9:02:04 AM
Sister of Misery #1 cut off 10 inches of golden tresses this week..
She wanted to try one of those trendy, shoulder length styles..sigh.
Response #23
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 1/24/98 1:48:59 PM
She didn't use construction-paper scissors, did she?
Response #24
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 1/24/98 2:44:56 PM
What would be cool is if she used those scissors that make different shapes with the cuts..
You know, like zig zag or bumpy or something..
Response #25
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/24/98 10:20:13 AM
Tess, I will for sure be gentle with your bottom.
Response #26
By: Kathy
Date: 2/24/98 9:08:09 PM
This is so embarrassing...
Response #27
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 2/25/98 2:12:45 AM
Howdy, Kathy.
Uh, Kathy Lee Gifford? Kathy from the comic strip?
Response #28
By: Da Sissop
Date: 2/25/98 6:53:05 AM
She expressed embarrassment, which is something Kathy Lee Gifford would never do, therefore it *has* to be the one from the comic strip.
Response #29
By: Ralf
Date: 2/25/98 6:36:49 PM
She doesn't seem neurotic enough.
I think it's Kathy Ireland, the famous model.
Hi Kathy!
Response #30
By: Zipperhead
Date: 2/25/98 7:24:50 PM
For a good time call 1-800-Kathy
Response #31
By: Kathy
Date: 2/25/98 9:26:30 PM
Kathy from the comic strip is fat and ugly... I like the other idea better.
That would be 1-900-Kathy.
Response #32
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 2/26/98 3:22:23 PM
Kathy from Matchmaker.
Although that still tells us NOTHING.
Oo..get a matchmaker account and browse her. Muahuahuhuahuaha.
Response #33
By: Mycroft
Date: 2/26/98 8:07:27 PM
Sickeningly enough, I miss my matchmake account. I need to send them money.
Response #34
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 2/27/98 7:26:35 AM
No, you *want* to send them money.
Response #35
By: Ralf
Date: 2/27/98 11:07:50 AM
"Matchmaker, matchmaker don't break my legs..."
Response #36
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 2/28/98 9:02:48 AM
No darlin..just your wallet...
Response #37
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 3/1/98 7:15:09 AM
If only they were actually *that* honest.