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By: Ralf
Date: 5/10/99 8:07:14 PM
# Replies: 22
There are currently 14 messages on this board with the word "penis".
However, there are 44 (forty-four!) with the word "pants".
What's WRONG with this world?
(er, now there's 15 and 45.)
Response #1
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 5/11/99 2:58:19 AM
Not everyone is as liberated as you are, Ralf. Or maybe they're panting in post-coital bliss.
Response #2
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/11/99 2:26:08 PM
So which are you voting for? Penis? Pants?
Response #3
By: Ralf
Date: 5/11/99 11:15:24 PM
(16! 46!)
Err... tough call. I'm not wearing any pants.
(47!)
Response #4
By: sooz
Date: 5/11/99 11:24:16 PM
You penis-head, you should always wear clothing on the lower portion of your body.
(Tryin' to help, here.)
Response #5
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 5/12/99 10:49:21 AM
Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis.
The balance has been restored.
Response #6
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/13/99 12:53:32 PM
We can always count on you Gowan
Response #7
By: sooz
Date: 5/19/99 3:27:47 PM
There's 40 instances of the word "sex". (Uh, 41 now.) That was dandy, until I realized that they're under subheadings like "Jimbo's colon" and "Lizzy" (Eliz. Dole). THAT is disconcerting.
Response #8
By: Seventh of Seven
Date: 6/28/99 7:51:31 AM
well, i guess it's good news for mrs. dole and the colon. all a matter of perspective.
Response #9
By: Ralf
Date: 6/28/99 9:15:17 PM
So what IS the proper perspective from which to view a colon?
Response #10
By: Cleotis
Date: 6/29/99 5:06:56 PM
Why, in ASS-Cii, of course!!!
Speaking of ASCII pictures, old-timers will enjoy http://www.asciimation.co.nz/
Response #11
By: Ralf
Date: 6/30/99 4:38:41 PM
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(That was me, passed out from pain, face down on the keyboard, nose holding down the n-key)
Response #12
By: rorschach
Date: 11/21/99 1:10:56 PM
the question now is what are tou going to do about that big lop of drool in your keyboard?
Response #13
By: Roxanne
Date: 11/22/99 12:05:26 AM
Watch out for the backward masked messages.
Sinep sinep sinep!
Response #14
By: Ralf
Date: 11/23/99 12:43:20 PM
Sinep? Wasn't he Spock's brother?
Response #15
By: Ralf
Date: 9/18/00 1:24:10 PM
Thanks to your diligence, the penis:pants ratio on the board (excluding this post) is now 27 penis vs. 45 pants!
This is almost a DOUBLING of the occurrence of the use of the word "penis" compared to the word "pants", system wide.
What does this mean??? Is the world on the virge of a penile revolution? Is society ready to accept a pantsless minority?
When it hits 1:1 I'm organizing the Million Pantsless Man March!
Response #16
By: Da Sissop
Date: 9/18/00 3:45:53 PM
Did you search the archived messages too?
Response #17
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 9/18/00 10:10:56 PM
A pair of pants without a penis is like...a woman!
Response #18
By: Da Sissop
Date: 9/19/00 6:00:26 AM
Nope, he didn't include archived messages in his search. The penis-to-pants ratio is actually 88:169.
Fuck-to-pants is, however, almost too close to call at 168:169.
Response #19
By: Seventh of Seven
Date: 3/25/02 2:55:10 PM
i would like to recall your attention to the asciimation wars site. They have written it up to where obi goes to turn off the tractor beam. but they have also added a little bit explaining how jarjar dies.
Response #20
By: LaraCigara
Date: 3/25/02 6:14:29 PM
a thread that begins in dirty semantics, turns to Spock, and moves on to Star Wars...I'm in ecstacy!
Response #21
By: WitchHazel
Date: 3/26/02 10:28:37 AM
And this is one of the more MILD threads.
Response #22
By: rorschach
Date: 3/27/02 10:33:41 AM
I'm glad we could be of service.....