Movies You Shouldn't Watch

By: Roxanne
Date: 1/31/00 11:10:15 AM
# Replies: 4

"Wild Wild West" now available on video.

Run, don't walk away from anyone who tries to talk you into renting/watching/buying this movie. It is seriously dumb. Kenneth Branagh (sp) should be taken drawn and quartered for even giving the script a second glance, much less appearing in it! Even Kevin Kline should have known better.

I expected it to suck. But I grossly underestimated just how much it would suck.

(What do you want? I'm not a professional reviewer or anything!)


Response #1
By: Ralf
Date: 1/31/00 3:08:47 PM

No no no... you're supposed to watch it DRUNK. Then it's pretty funny, unless you have a phobia about spiders.


Response #2
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 1/31/00 6:22:35 PM

While I'm not usually against the notion of a psychoactive/movie combination, I have to say once again:

James West Cannot Be Black. James West Cannot Be Anyone But Robert Conrad. Dr. Loveless Cannot Be Anyone But That Midget Guy.


Response #3
By: Roxanne
Date: 1/31/00 10:17:32 PM

*Any* movie is greatly improved if the viewer is inebriated. That's just cheating!


Response #4
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 2/1/00 6:39:03 AM

Not true... Try 'I, Claudius' or any other long, portentious work. The kind of thing you'd see on Masterpiece Theatre, back before they started exclusively showing British cop shows.


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