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By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 4/3/01 6:30:15 AM
# Replies: 8
Well, it's Sam Rami with Kate Blanchett starring and thrown in for good measure, Katie Holmes naked breasts. (WOW! really nice rack)
This movie didn't do spectacularly well at the box office, but it was actually a really good movie. Sam Rami's trademark visulizations are intact, but not overbearing.
Town "witch" Kate Blanchett (who is just short of spectacular in this movie) ends up helping the rich father of the town "whore" (Katie Holmes) who is about to get married to Greg Kinnear, find out who mudered "princess" when she goes missing. Really good story, really well down.
If you hurry, you might still be able to catch it at the Dollar Movies.
Response #1
By: sooz
Date: 4/3/01 7:20:35 AM
"Really nice rack"? Ewww. That's kinda gross. Sorry, but I've never heard breasts referred to as a "rack." Maybe I'm just hanging around the wrong class of people.
Response #2
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 4/11/01 9:23:13 AM
Sooz:
"Sorry, but I've never heard breasts referred to as a "rack.""
Gawd you are such a princess!!!!
Where have you been!
That term is old as the hills. (As is that one)
It's a terminology derived by hunteres, referring to the rack on a deer or an elf. A euphomism if you will. A deer with a nice rack, a women with a nice rack. Much the same as referring to a woman's ass as a peach, a guys dick as a hot-rod, a stick, a schlong, a weiner.
You get the idea.
(And yes the male euphomisms were intentionally thrown in, because I am SOOOO sick of hearing "men don't get referred to by names!". We do, we just don't care. We're guys.)
Response #3
By: sooz
Date: 4/11/01 1:31:10 PM
I'm a princess because I haven't hung out with deer hunters?
I thought a rack on deer was horns, though. Last I checked, I don't have horns.
Men are weird.
Response #4
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 4/12/01 6:07:14 AM
Sooz:
"I thought a rack on deer was horns, though. Last I checked, I don't have horns."
It is. Just as a rack of horns on a deer are something spectacular and of note, just are a womens' breasts.
"Men are weird."
Yeah, but we don't have PMS, so we have to do something.
It all works out.
Response #5
By: Roxanne
Date: 4/12/01 8:43:45 AM
I guess we should just be glad that men don't do the same thing with women's "racks" as they do with deer's "racks" after they, ahem, "bag" them, eh?
Response #6
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 4/12/01 4:19:04 PM
You're ignoring the concept of a 'trophy wife.'
Response #7
By: Roxanne
Date: 4/14/01 1:46:27 PM
Hmm, but don't trophy wives generally have their racks enhanced *after* they are bagged?
Response #8
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 4/15/01 6:15:22 PM
I suppose that time does make the antlers sag, yes.