Extra Helping of 'The Willies' included..

By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/3/02 7:27:24 AM
# Replies: 25

Now here is a mouse that, if I do say so myself, has a very 'serial killer/bone collector' feel to it. If the Harkkonan empire had a sanctioned mouse, this is what it would look like...

A new trend? Lord, I hope not!

What's next? An exposed cranium monitor sleeve...hypothalmus pencil erasers...toejam paperclips...heart transplant ribcage digitizing tablet?


Response #1
By: Roxanne
Date: 4/3/02 8:24:31 AM

Porno mouse! A nude female torso and you can click the left or right breast! Quick! Someone design one!


Response #2
By: LaraCigara
Date: 4/3/02 11:47:57 AM

really all things in life must in some way be related to Dune...


Response #3
By: bob
Date: 4/3/02 12:18:49 PM

roxy: that was exactly what i thought of when i saw it...


Response #4
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 4/3/02 1:26:01 PM


I merely screamed and closed the window quickly.


"I will kill him!"


Response #5
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 4/3/02 4:26:41 PM

The worst thing about that mouse: It has hair. Imagine feeling that hair under your hand while mousing.


Response #6
By: Da Sissop
Date: 4/4/02 5:05:56 AM

Looks like a clever way to cover failed attempts at human cloning.


Response #7
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/4/02 6:48:40 AM

I would have put in a glass eye for the mouse ball myself...ok, well it *could* be Dune related.


Response #8
By: sooz
Date: 4/4/02 6:52:36 AM

I've said before that I want a mold (mould?) made of Richie's butt, and then I could have a life-size, correctly-shaped, gel-filled thing on my desk that I could squeeze whenever I wanted. I'm sure this type of thing could be turned into a pleasantly squishable mouse... right?


Response #9
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/4/02 6:57:21 AM

Speaking of which..how about an external CD-ROM burner in the shape of J-Lo's trunk. Just drop the cd between her cheeks and click on 'Burn'.


Response #10
By: rorschach
Date: 4/5/02 10:43:08 AM

would ther be any animatronic visual cues that it was accessing the drive?


Response #11
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/7/02 3:30:10 AM

Of course there would..the tatoos would light up.


Response #12
By: stressmagnet
Date: 4/8/02 12:35:23 AM

that is really really creepy. i can't imagine why i would want something that looks like a creepshow reject sitting on my desk. oh wait... give me a second.


Response #13
By: LaraCigara
Date: 4/8/02 12:38:11 AM

Marc! Get off the desk!


Response #14
By: stressmagnet
Date: 4/8/02 3:43:34 PM

LOL. That's about it, ain't it? Nothing like bagging the spouse first thing in the morning.


Response #15
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/10/02 5:13:02 AM

Paper or plastic?

..and I like to draw a face on it first.


Response #16
By: bob
Date: 4/11/02 6:27:21 PM

wouldn't baggin your spouse with plastic be dangerous, and possibly illegal?


Response #17
By: rorschach
Date: 4/12/02 10:52:41 AM

different strokes I guess...... I would assume it would have a lot to do with timing.....


Response #18
By: Seventh of Seven
Date: 4/12/02 11:59:31 AM

or the size of the bag..........


Response #19
By: bob
Date: 4/12/02 1:26:09 PM

so sizr does matter, i get so confused on this issue.


Response #20
By: sooz
Date: 4/12/02 8:33:02 PM

"It's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean."


Response #21
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/14/02 2:01:13 AM

There's a 'dingy' joke in there someplace but...

"Nothing is coming to my mind!"

[McFly off]


Response #22
By: LaraCigara
Date: 4/14/02 4:23:18 PM

...any port in a storm!


Response #23
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/14/02 9:32:05 PM

Yep, just watch where you tie off..


Response #24
By: Seventh of Seven
Date: 4/15/02 6:57:51 AM

i'm getting seasick


Response #25
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 4/15/02 9:39:11 AM


I'm getting horny.


Damnit, that doesn't work with the theme. Uh...

Women and children first?

No..

Man overboard?

Hmm..

Damn.


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