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By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/3/02 7:27:24 AM
# Replies: 25
Now here is a mouse that, if I do say so myself, has a very 'serial killer/bone collector' feel to it. If the Harkkonan empire had a sanctioned mouse, this is what it would look like...
A new trend? Lord, I hope not!
What's next? An exposed cranium monitor sleeve...hypothalmus pencil erasers...toejam paperclips...heart transplant ribcage digitizing tablet?
Response #1
By: Roxanne
Date: 4/3/02 8:24:31 AM
Porno mouse! A nude female torso and you can click the left or right breast! Quick! Someone design one!
Response #2
By: LaraCigara
Date: 4/3/02 11:47:57 AM
really all things in life must in some way be related to Dune...
Response #3
By: bob
Date: 4/3/02 12:18:49 PM
roxy: that was exactly what i thought of when i saw it...
Response #4
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 4/3/02 1:26:01 PM
I merely screamed and closed the window quickly.
"I will kill him!"
Response #5
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 4/3/02 4:26:41 PM
The worst thing about that mouse: It has hair. Imagine feeling that hair under your hand while mousing.
Response #6
By: Da Sissop
Date: 4/4/02 5:05:56 AM
Looks like a clever way to cover failed attempts at human cloning.
Response #7
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/4/02 6:48:40 AM
I would have put in a glass eye for the mouse ball myself...ok, well it *could* be Dune related.
Response #8
By: sooz
Date: 4/4/02 6:52:36 AM
I've said before that I want a mold (mould?) made of Richie's butt, and then I could have a life-size, correctly-shaped, gel-filled thing on my desk that I could squeeze whenever I wanted. I'm sure this type of thing could be turned into a pleasantly squishable mouse... right?
Response #9
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/4/02 6:57:21 AM
Speaking of which..how about an external CD-ROM burner in the shape of J-Lo's trunk. Just drop the cd between her cheeks and click on 'Burn'.
Response #10
By: rorschach
Date: 4/5/02 10:43:08 AM
would ther be any animatronic visual cues that it was accessing the drive?
Response #11
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/7/02 3:30:10 AM
Of course there would..the tatoos would light up.
Response #12
By: stressmagnet
Date: 4/8/02 12:35:23 AM
that is really really creepy. i can't imagine why i would want something that looks like a creepshow reject sitting on my desk. oh wait... give me a second.
Response #13
By: LaraCigara
Date: 4/8/02 12:38:11 AM
Marc! Get off the desk!
Response #14
By: stressmagnet
Date: 4/8/02 3:43:34 PM
LOL. That's about it, ain't it? Nothing like bagging the spouse first thing in the morning.
Response #15
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/10/02 5:13:02 AM
Paper or plastic?
..and I like to draw a face on it first.
Response #16
By: bob
Date: 4/11/02 6:27:21 PM
wouldn't baggin your spouse with plastic be dangerous, and possibly illegal?
Response #17
By: rorschach
Date: 4/12/02 10:52:41 AM
different strokes I guess...... I would assume it would have a lot to do with timing.....
Response #18
By: Seventh of Seven
Date: 4/12/02 11:59:31 AM
or the size of the bag..........
Response #19
By: bob
Date: 4/12/02 1:26:09 PM
so sizr does matter, i get so confused on this issue.
Response #20
By: sooz
Date: 4/12/02 8:33:02 PM
"It's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean."
Response #21
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/14/02 2:01:13 AM
There's a 'dingy' joke in there someplace but...
"Nothing is coming to my mind!"
[McFly off]
Response #22
By: LaraCigara
Date: 4/14/02 4:23:18 PM
...any port in a storm!
Response #23
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 4/14/02 9:32:05 PM
Yep, just watch where you tie off..
Response #24
By: Seventh of Seven
Date: 4/15/02 6:57:51 AM
i'm getting seasick
Response #25
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 4/15/02 9:39:11 AM
I'm getting horny.
Damnit, that doesn't work with the theme. Uh...
Women and children first?
No..
Man overboard?
Hmm..
Damn.