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By: LaraCigara
Date: 5/30/02 9:24:56 AM
# Replies: 26
so I broke down and bought the dvd of Barbie Nutcracker...
I know, I know! Know what? For a kid movie, um, it kind of rocks.
I'm SO ASHAMED!
I felt that about that cheerleader movie too, the one where they plan a robbery at the grocery store bank.
I must be flogged...proceed...
Response #1
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 5/30/02 3:47:40 PM
That'd be Sugar n Spice, I believe.
I have too many movie guilty pleasures to list.
Response #2
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/31/02 10:34:56 AM
Outside of anything that was not Monty Python...these are my 2 favorite comedy movies:
Buckaroo Banzai: Adventures Across the 8th Dimension
&
Six String Samuari
Orgazmo also gets honorable mention, as well as Death to Smoochy.
Response #3
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 5/31/02 11:13:23 PM
"This... Is DEATH! ....Helloooo...?"
Response #4
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/1/02 9:57:10 AM
Oh, Mr...Death is it? Care to join us for a cocktail?
Buckaroo Banzai is BAD? Uh oh, I have more to be ashamed of than I knew.
LAUGH-A WHILE YOU CAN-A MONKEY BOY!
Response #5
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 6/2/02 5:13:53 PM
Okay, fine. You force me to play at least a PORTION of my hand.
Anyone else got the 1980 Flash Gordon on DVD? yeah, that's what I thought.
It just gets worse from there, friends.
Response #6
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/2/02 7:05:59 PM
You DO?! I was DRIVEN, literally and figuratively, to see that immediately in the theater.
Response #7
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/3/02 1:52:34 AM
That Flash Gordon movie is big fun! The bad guy's a drag queen. The hero's a football star. It's got Brian Blessed in it. Freddy Mercury sings. What's the problem?
Response #8
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/3/02 9:38:51 AM
You HAVE to tell me where you got that!!!!!
Flash!!!! Ohhhh-ahhhhh!
"An obscure body in the S-K system....a planet they call...EARRRRRTH!"
I will never for get that line!
Response #9
By: bob
Date: 6/6/02 10:47:37 AM
i have never seen the movie, but i do own the soundtrack for it.
Response #10
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/7/02 1:36:55 PM
Barbie Nutcracker?
Response #11
By: rorschach
Date: 6/10/02 11:02:26 AM
is this the name of an S&M actress?
Response #12
By: bob
Date: 6/11/02 11:39:57 AM
lara: no, flash gordon
Response #13
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/11/02 3:16:42 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...is it at least the pirated porn edition?
Response #14
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 6/12/02 10:16:39 AM
That'd be FLESH Gordon.
They made two of those, you know.
Response #15
By: rorschach
Date: 6/17/02 10:42:05 AM
I meant Barbie Nutcracker.... I already knew about Flesh G...
and you mean to say there is UN-pirated Porn?
Response #16
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/19/02 2:46:13 PM
Oooooo...I don't think that one's taken, what a great stage name. Visions of a buxom blonde emasculator...and Pirates, definitely pirates. What about an all nun Porn Film?
Response #17
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/21/02 10:41:11 PM
Well ok, but I'm officially declining the job of 'fluffer' right now.
Response #18
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 6/23/02 7:28:08 PM
That's not what you told me. Oh wait, you wanted to be best boy or was it grip? I forget.
Response #19
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/23/02 8:28:09 PM
I wanted the part of Orgazmo, hero of justice.
Response #20
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 6/24/02 8:59:46 AM
Ok, zap! You're Orgazmo. Now show us what you can do.
Response #21
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/26/02 8:20:01 AM
You know, I've always wanted to direct...
Response #22
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/26/02 3:55:46 PM
[Zane reaches into his pocket..]
Well, you see I have this secret weapon that makes anyone you shoot have uncontrollable orgasms for about 15 minutes straight..
{{zzzzzzzzttt!}}
Uaaaaauuuuggg! I...uh...I need a.....anyone........hanky...(thud)
(snoring)
Response #23
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 7/1/02 5:55:00 AM
Zany..your playing with yourself again.
Response #24
By: rorschach
Date: 7/1/02 11:23:56 AM
well at least he has a spillproof keyboard.....
Response #25
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 7/1/02 9:00:56 PM
(looking up from the floor)
...the safety must have been off.
Response #26
By: rorschach
Date: 7/9/02 11:16:13 AM
now THAT's gonna leave a mark....