movies I thought might kill me, but didn't...

By: LaraCigara
Date: 5/30/02 9:24:56 AM
# Replies: 26

so I broke down and bought the dvd of Barbie Nutcracker...
I know, I know! Know what? For a kid movie, um, it kind of rocks.

I'm SO ASHAMED!

I felt that about that cheerleader movie too, the one where they plan a robbery at the grocery store bank.

I must be flogged...proceed...


Response #1
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 5/30/02 3:47:40 PM


That'd be Sugar n Spice, I believe.

I have too many movie guilty pleasures to list.


Response #2
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 5/31/02 10:34:56 AM

Outside of anything that was not Monty Python...these are my 2 favorite comedy movies:

Buckaroo Banzai: Adventures Across the 8th Dimension

&

Six String Samuari


Orgazmo also gets honorable mention, as well as Death to Smoochy.


Response #3
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 5/31/02 11:13:23 PM

"This... Is DEATH! ....Helloooo...?"


Response #4
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/1/02 9:57:10 AM

Oh, Mr...Death is it? Care to join us for a cocktail?
Buckaroo Banzai is BAD? Uh oh, I have more to be ashamed of than I knew.

LAUGH-A WHILE YOU CAN-A MONKEY BOY!


Response #5
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 6/2/02 5:13:53 PM


Okay, fine. You force me to play at least a PORTION of my hand.

Anyone else got the 1980 Flash Gordon on DVD? yeah, that's what I thought.

It just gets worse from there, friends.


Response #6
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/2/02 7:05:59 PM

You DO?! I was DRIVEN, literally and figuratively, to see that immediately in the theater.


Response #7
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/3/02 1:52:34 AM

That Flash Gordon movie is big fun! The bad guy's a drag queen. The hero's a football star. It's got Brian Blessed in it. Freddy Mercury sings. What's the problem?


Response #8
By: Capt. Spastic
Date: 6/3/02 9:38:51 AM

You HAVE to tell me where you got that!!!!!
Flash!!!! Ohhhh-ahhhhh!

"An obscure body in the S-K system....a planet they call...EARRRRRTH!"

I will never for get that line!


Response #9
By: bob
Date: 6/6/02 10:47:37 AM

i have never seen the movie, but i do own the soundtrack for it.


Response #10
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/7/02 1:36:55 PM

Barbie Nutcracker?


Response #11
By: rorschach
Date: 6/10/02 11:02:26 AM

is this the name of an S&M actress?


Response #12
By: bob
Date: 6/11/02 11:39:57 AM

lara: no, flash gordon


Response #13
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/11/02 3:16:42 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...is it at least the pirated porn edition?


Response #14
By: Gowan McGland
Date: 6/12/02 10:16:39 AM


That'd be FLESH Gordon.

They made two of those, you know.


Response #15
By: rorschach
Date: 6/17/02 10:42:05 AM

I meant Barbie Nutcracker.... I already knew about Flesh G...

and you mean to say there is UN-pirated Porn?


Response #16
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/19/02 2:46:13 PM

Oooooo...I don't think that one's taken, what a great stage name. Visions of a buxom blonde emasculator...and Pirates, definitely pirates. What about an all nun Porn Film?


Response #17
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/21/02 10:41:11 PM

Well ok, but I'm officially declining the job of 'fluffer' right now.


Response #18
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 6/23/02 7:28:08 PM

That's not what you told me. Oh wait, you wanted to be best boy or was it grip? I forget.


Response #19
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/23/02 8:28:09 PM

I wanted the part of Orgazmo, hero of justice.


Response #20
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 6/24/02 8:59:46 AM

Ok, zap! You're Orgazmo. Now show us what you can do.


Response #21
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/26/02 8:20:01 AM

You know, I've always wanted to direct...


Response #22
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/26/02 3:55:46 PM

[Zane reaches into his pocket..]

Well, you see I have this secret weapon that makes anyone you shoot have uncontrollable orgasms for about 15 minutes straight..

{{zzzzzzzzttt!}}

Uaaaaauuuuggg! I...uh...I need a.....anyone........hanky...(thud)

(snoring)


Response #23
By: Tess Trueheart
Date: 7/1/02 5:55:00 AM

Zany..your playing with yourself again.


Response #24
By: rorschach
Date: 7/1/02 11:23:56 AM

well at least he has a spillproof keyboard.....


Response #25
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 7/1/02 9:00:56 PM

(looking up from the floor)

...the safety must have been off.


Response #26
By: rorschach
Date: 7/9/02 11:16:13 AM

now THAT's gonna leave a mark....


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