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By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/25/02 11:14:18 AM
# Replies: 3
For you budding henchmen ready to off your master and break out into the domain of Evil Villian-ery yourself, and for the old-school SuperVillians who are just looking for a bargain...visit:
Villian Supply
My favorite is the traps section:
There are two kinds of traps; incarceration traps, and deathtraps. Whichever kind of trap you decide to employ against your do-gooder foe, be sure to follow the Cardinal Rule of Traps:
TRAPS SHOULD BE ESCAPE PROOF!
And just calling a trap "escape proof" doesn't cut the mustard. If your trap requires the presence of henchpersons to prevent escape, it is not escape-proof. If a trapped individual can foil the trap using a laser watch or a belt grapple, it is not escape proof. That's why all my traps vaporize the hero instantly. Fuck 'em, I say -- I'll explain my evil schemes to my cat."
-- Baron Devastation, The Brotherhood of Genetic Impurity
I LOVE IT!
Response #1
By: LaraCigara
Date: 6/26/02 9:26:25 AM
I'm in heaven...needless to say, I ruthlessly co-opted your link for my own personal use, but I did credit you.
I want my own six million dollar henchman.
Response #2
By: Zane T. Dark
Date: 6/26/02 3:58:43 PM
It was ALL yours and I thought of your Evil Norm Deplume the second I saw it...just wanted non-Xangans to get the 411 as well on that perfect lair.
Six million??? He'd better have attatchments for that price, eh?
Response #3
By: Homer The Brave
Date: 6/27/02 6:58:43 PM
Kenneth Lay is June's customer of the month!